Three days after Auditor Qiu's "visit," the Azure Sky Sect received an official decree.

A literal gold-edged parchment dropped from the heavens, trailing a divine sigh.

When Li Ming unrolled it, the letters rearranged themselves three times before settling on:

> "Mandatory Administrative Workshop for All Heavenly Representatives."

Host: Temporary Representative Li Ming.

Duration: Until sanity is compromised or enlightenment occurs (whichever comes first).

Yin Qing stared. "They… made you teach bureaucracy to the gods?"

Bai Guo flopped onto the table. "Oh no. They've given him authority again."

---

Scene: The Heavenly Seminar Hall

Rows of divine beings sat before Li Ming — immortals, minor gods, and one sentient cloud with a nametag reading "Nimbus, Department of Moisture Distribution."

A banner floated above:

"Welcome to Administrative Logic for Dysfunctional Immortals."

Li Ming smiled politely. "Good morning. By Heaven's decree, I will be teaching you how to manage mortal realms efficiently."

A bored war god raised his hand. "Can't I just smite inefficiency?"

Li Ming nodded. "You can. But then paperwork doubles, because you must fill Form 4B: Post-Smiting Activity Report."

The god froze. "There's a form for that?"

"There's a form for everything," Li Ming said gravely.

A wave of panic rippled through the crowd.

Nimbus whispered, "I… haven't submitted my precipitation ledger since the Flood Era."

Li Ming made a note. "Retroactive reporting. Excellent—extra credit."

---

He clapped once. "Lesson One: The Cycle of Cause and Effect is not a suggestion."

He drew a diagram on a floating chalkboard:

Desire → Action → Outcome → Complaint → Heavenly Audit → Form Submission → Desire again.

"This," he declared, "is the eternal loop of administration. You cannot break it. You can only file extensions."

A goddess of inspiration frowned. "But shouldn't enlightenment transcend paperwork?"

Li Ming nodded. "Yes. But only after you've filed the correct transcendence notice."

"Which form is that?"

"Form T-8: Voluntary Detachment with Prior Notification."

Half the room started taking frantic notes.

---

Meanwhile, Auditor Qiu sat in the corner, forced to attend by his own superiors.

He rubbed his temples. "He's weaponized logic again…"

Bai Guo fluttered above. "Wait for it. The chaos crescendo hasn't peaked yet."

---

Li Ming continued, "Lesson Two: Delegation. If you can't handle your divine tasks, outsource them to someone you can later blame."

Every hand shot up.

Li Ming beamed. "Good enthusiasm! Now, remember: the key to immortality is plausible deniability."

Nimbus raised a timid puff. "What about moral responsibility?"

"Ah." Li Ming smiled. "That's what footnotes are for."

Yin Qing groaned softly, "He's teaching the gods to gaslight karma…"

---

By noon, the hall resembled a battlefield — gods arguing about ethics clauses, demons asking if repentance could be subcontracted, and one confused angel holding a "Request for Moral Clarification" that burst into flames every time it was signed.

Auditor Qiu stood up at last. "Enough! This is utter chaos!"

Li Ming turned calmly. "Incorrect. This is structured confusion with measurable results. Observe."

He gestured — and the entire hall shifted into a glowing grid.

Every immortal now had a glowing queue of "Pending Issues" above their head.

As they solved one problem, another appeared — slightly smaller.

Qiu gasped. "He's quantified divine incompetence."

Bai Guo preened. "It's beautiful."

---

A thunder god roared, "What if I ignore all issues?"

Li Ming pressed a sigil. Instantly, the thunder god's pending queue transformed into a single massive ticket labeled 'Ignored Problems – Compound Interest Active.'

It began to glow ominously.

The thunder god turned pale. "It's gaining power!"

Li Ming nodded. "Yes. Ignored problems cultivate fastest."

---

Finally, after eight hours, the exhausted gods collapsed into their divine seats.

Li Ming clapped once more. "Congratulations. You've all achieved Administrative Enlightenment Stage One: Realizing You Are the Problem."

Auditor Qiu stared blankly. "This… this wasn't supposed to work."

Li Ming smiled faintly. "Heaven asked for order. I delivered accountability."

The gods groaned in despair. The cloud wept drizzle.

---

Later, as the hall emptied, Yin Qing approached.

"So what happens now?"

Li Ming shrugged. "They'll implement my system, fail to understand it, and then create a new department to fix the problems it causes."

Bai Guo cackled. "And you'll get promoted for 'creating a sustainable problem ecosystem.'"

Li Ming smiled. "The Dao of Employment Security."

---

The day after the workshop, Heaven held an emergency meeting.

Not because of chaos — but because order had started working.

And that terrified everyone.

---

Inside the Celestial Council Hall, golden clouds trembled as immortals argued around a long table.

The Jade Bureaucrat slammed his jade tablet. "Productivity is up 300%! Do you realize what this means?!"

The Goddess of Patience gasped. "We'll have to process all those prayers now!"

Another god shouted, "If efficiency keeps increasing, Heaven will have to… work!"

The hall fell silent in collective horror.

---

Meanwhile, Li Ming sat outside, sipping tea provided by a celestial intern.

He could hear the arguments echoing within.

"Should we seal him?"

"Promote him?"

"No, promoting him would make him official—then we'd have to report to him!"

"Let's make him mortal again!"

"Too late, he filled the 'I refuse demotion' form already!"

Li Ming calmly sipped. "Form 13-B," he murmured. "Always useful."

The intern, a nervous cherub with spectacles, whispered, "Sir, they're terrified of you."

"Good," Li Ming said mildly. "Terror ensures compliance."

---

Suddenly, the divine doors burst open.

Auditor Qiu stumbled out, hair disheveled, scrolls fluttering like defeated flags. "They're forming a committee to discuss your committee!"

Li Ming blinked. "Recursive management. They're evolving."

Qiu groaned. "Do you have any idea what's happening? Entire departments are now copying your system! The Bureau of Weather just introduced cloud-based ticketing!"

From the sky, Nimbus drifted past, holding a clipboard.

"I can now schedule thunderstorms three weeks in advance! Efficiency!"

Lightning flashed politely in the background.

---

"See?" Li Ming said. "Positive outcomes."

"Positive?!" Qiu sputtered. "You've made divine chaos functional! That's unnatural!"

Li Ming stood and brushed off his robes. "Unnatural efficiency is still efficiency."

"Do you even realize they renamed a policy after you?!"

Li Ming tilted his head. "Which one?"

"The 'Ming Standard' — a universal rule requiring all celestial projects to maintain at least one layer of self-sustaining confusion to prevent total system clarity!"

Li Ming blinked.

"…Smart."

He paused. "Also terrifying."

Bai Guo fluttered down from a cloud. "You basically turned bureaucracy into a cultivation method."

---

Later that day, Li Ming was summoned once more — this time by Heaven's Upper Management.

An ethereal voice filled the hall: deep, formal, and somehow tired of everything.

> "Representative Li Ming.

Heaven recognizes your exceptional contribution to cosmic organization.

We have decided to bestow upon you the title of—"

There was a pause. Paper shuffled. Someone coughed.

> "—Acting Deputy Assistant Supervisor of Systemic Ambiguity."

Li Ming stared. "So…?"

> "You now outrank everyone but technically report to yourself."

Bai Guo screamed. "He's become his own boss!"

Qiu fainted quietly.

---

Li Ming bowed politely. "An honor."

The celestial light flickered nervously, as if unsure whether to bless him or file a complaint.

"Any responsibilities?" he asked.

> "Yes. Maintain balance between functionality and confusion."

"Meaning?"

> "If Heaven ever becomes too efficient, break something minor but logical."

He nodded solemnly. "Understood."

---

Back in the mortal realm, Yin Qing received a divine message — a single glowing scroll that read:

> "Heaven now runs on Li Ming Standard Operating Confusion."

She stared at it for a long time.

Then at the horizon, where faint clouds were forming spreadsheets.

"...We're doomed," she muttered.

Li Ming appeared behind her, serene as always. "Correction — we're well-organized in our doom."

Bai Guo puffed up proudly. "He's the first man to cultivate enlightenment through paperwork!"

Yin Qing groaned. "You've invented corporate immortality."

Li Ming raised his teacup.

"The Dao of Sustainable Chaos."

To be continued...

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