The Tathāgata Must Fail

Chapter 32: The Giant Warms Up


Rune after rune flown out of Sun Wukong's hands, transforming into lanterns that hovered in mid-air, emitting light that illuminated the pitch-black land.

He looked at the two Giants lying on the ground, it was no wonder Immortal Zhenyuan mistook them, their tough bodies at a glance seemed indistinguishable from the earth.

A huge wooden barrel that had fallen to the ground caught Sun Wukong's attention.

The barrel was shattered because the Giants had fallen, and the contents had escaped — surprisingly, it was a White Dragon.

"Thank you to the two immortals for saving my life."

The White Dragon floated in mid-air and spoke.

"Who are you?"

Sun Wukong asked, feeling a sense of kinship with the White Dragon.

"I am a Water God nearby."

The White Dragon answered respectfully, the aura emanating from Sun Wukong instilled a sense of awe in it.

Sun Wukong inquired about the two Giants from the White Dragon.

The White Dragon explained that these two Giants came from the Kua Fu tribe in the mountains thousands of miles away, possessing vast Divine Skills, they could uproot mountains and intended to capture the sun on the other side of the world to save their tribe and the Northern Wilderness.

"In order to capture the sun, they seized my wife and forced me to quench Kua Fu's thirst."

The White Dragon was somewhat annoyed, but quickly heaved a sigh of relief.

"Fortunately, the two Immortals appeared in time, turning Kua Fu into a cripple, unable to continue chasing the sun."

Immortal Zhenyuan and Sun Wukong glanced at each other.

"Little brother, we should still run."

Immortal Zhenyuan strongly suggested.

"...No."

Sun Wukong contemplated for a moment and shook his head: "Let's first take them back to the Kua Fu tribe to see the situation."

He vaguely felt this matter was related to the Buddha Beads.

"You always love to invite trouble."

Immortal Zhenyuan shook his head, looking at the two Giants: "Even if we want to take them back, how do we carry them?"

"Carry them back."

Sun Wukong picked up Jingu Bang, which grew thicker and longer, then pulled out a strand of hair, gave a light blow, turning it into two Immortal Ropes and bound the Giants to the staff.

Sun Wukong hoisted up the staff, asked the White Dragon for directions, and set off with the two Giants.

The White Dragon looked on in even greater reverence as Sun Wukong managed to carry the Giants.

"The two Immortals, Kua Fu's knees are still bleeding."

The White Dragon glanced at Kua Fu and said, "If we take him back like this, he might suffer from excessive blood loss."

"No matter."

Immortal Zhenyuan waved his long sleeve, sucking up many stones from the ground: "I'll help him patch up the wound."

He applied the stones to Kua Fu's wound, successfully doubling the bleeding.

Sun Wukong had no choice but to stop Immortal Zhenyuan from causing further trouble and temporarily halted Kua Fu's bleeding with a spell.

The two of them proceeded, crossing over dozens of high mountains, and finally arrived at the active area of the Kua Fu tribe.

This was a region of towering spectacular mountains, peaks covered by storms and snow, with piercing cold winds everywhere.

"The environment here is really harsh."

Immortal Zhenyuan saw no animals.

"The Northern Wilderness grows colder day by day. When we left, the Kua Fu tribe was almost out of kindling."

The White Dragon was a bit anxious and said, "Hurry back. If the kindling goes out, they will surely go under my wife's crotch!"

"Crotch?"

Immortal Zhenyuan was startled.

Those Giants were truly mad!

They quickened their pace.

The frozen ground of the mountainous terrain gleamed under the light of the lanterns, magnificent sceneries unraveling along their path, and from time to time, they would see giant animal carcasses.

When they passed a huge valley, Immortal Zhenyuan's gaze was drawn to the towering ice pillars standing in the valley.

"These ice pillars are clearly not ordinary."

It took him twenty steps just to walk around one ice pillar.

Immortal Zhenyuan touched the ice pillar and said, "There's Spiritual Energy within."

"That is the excrement of the Kua Fu tribe, frozen by the blizzards onto the ground."

The White Dragon said, "This valley is their toilet; further in, there are many more ice pillars like this."

Immortal Zhenyuan withdrew his hands, creating a ball of water to wash them repeatedly.

The group continued forward, passing countless ice pillars and some strangely shaped mounds, finally sighting the residence of the Kua Fu tribe.

These Mountain Giants settled in a valley surrounded by colossal mountains that were so high, each seemed to support the sky.

Before they arrived, Sun Wukong and Immortal Zhenyuan saw a dark shadow looming over the mountains.

"What's that?"

As they looked in that direction, the shadow, like a rooftop, covered the mountains, blocked the wild winds, and sheltered the residence of the Kua Fu tribe.

"That's a Demon Peng, a giant Demon Beast that lives at the center of the world."

The White Dragon sighed in relief and explained, "This kind of Demon Beast can cover the sky with its wings. The Kua Fu tribe must have captured it for warmth."

If the Giants had caught other Great Demons, his wife would be safe.

Sun Wukong and Immortal Zhenyuan were curious as to how the Giants warmed themselves, each casting a spell to enhance their vision, and looked towards the Demon Peng.

In the distance, the giant Demon Peng was pinned down by countless chains on its wings, its legs spread open, standing above the mountains, with the residence of the Kua Fu tribe directly beneath it.

"This, this..."

Immortal Zhenyuan's eyes widened incredulously as he saw Giants crawling in and out from beneath the Demon Peng.

"Why would they live in such a place?"

Immortal Zhenyuan asked.

"I heard it's warmer under the crotch."

The White Dragon replied, "The Kua Fu tribe often captures prehistoric beasts to warm themselves under their crotches."

Immortal Zhenyuan stopped dead in his tracks, adamantly refusing to enter.

What a joke, he was the Ancestor of Earth Immortals, and he was supposed to crawl under the crotch of a Bird Demon?

Unbearable to endure!

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