Ultimate Master in Urban

Chapter 1159: Doggerel! (Part 3)


Plop!

Plop!

The bar was filled with dull thudding sounds as figures kept collapsing to the floor, drunk to the point of unconsciousness!

"N...Ma, she's a real bombshell..."

Combat Team members were mumbling drunken gibberish, their eyes rolling back as they fell into a deep sleep one by one!

At that moment, they were dropping like dumplings into a pot, and in the blink of an eye, half of the thirty-plus Combat Team members in the bar were already drunk and down!

The remaining dozen or so were all red-faced, necks bulging, eyes bleary, clearly not able to hold out much longer!

Watching this scene, a blonde-haired, blue-eyed beauty at the bar downed a shot of vodka wildly before disdainfully addressing the remaining Combat Team members:

"You bunch of Chinese men are hopeless! So many of you, and not a single one with a good drinking capacity! And you claim to be members of China's Combat Team, pfft! You're just a bunch of losers!!!"

What's strange was that this foreign chick was speaking in Chinese!

Moreover, her Chinese was impeccable, each syllable pronounced indistinguishably from a native speaker!

However, upon hearing her disdain, the remaining Combat Team members were instantly furious!

"Little girl, you... damn it, don't get cocky! We can still drink, drink... you under the table!"

"Hmph! You're just a foreign woman... what do you count for! Back in the day, our brother Feng conquered countless foreign women!"

"Exactly! If Brother Feng were here, forget you challenging us bar by bar, Brother Feng... would challenge your entire herd of bombshells!"

"By the way! Didn't Brother Feng have the nickname... what was it? 'Horse Taming Divine Beast'! Yeah, that's it... Horse Taming Divine Beast! Haha..."

"Haha... Horse Taming Divine Beast, specializes in taming bombshells!"

Upon mentioning the nickname 'Horse Taming Divine Beast', the dozen or so drunkards laughed until they toppled over!

This was a nickname these trainees gave to their instructor Ye Feng, commemorating Ye Feng's conquest of a group of bombshells in the United States!

At that moment, Ye Feng, who had been watching the show by the bar entrance, upon hearing 'Horse Taming Divine Beast', twitched his mouth, with black lines appearing on his forehead!

He had no idea these little punks dared to give him a nickname behind his back!

Not only him, but even that foreign chick was stunned upon hearing the term, then curiously asked:

"Horse Taming Divine Beast? Your Brother Feng is really good in that aspect?"

"Nonsense!!!"

Upon hearing the foreign chick dare to question their idol, the dozen or so drunk Combat Team members immediately refused to stay silent!

"Er... Mao! This... this chick doubts our Brother Feng's abilities, recite the limerick we composed for Brother Feng to her!"

"Limerick?"

The foreign chick was evidently interested, swaggering onto the bar, her legs swinging back and forth, downing a shot of vodka, then chucklingly said:

"Alright, go ahead and recite! I want to hear just how formidable your Brother Feng is!"

Upon hearing this, a young man named Er Mao staggered forward, looking at the foreign chick with tilted mouth and crooked eyes, saying:

"Little girl, you… listen up!"

After speaking, Er Mao cleared his throat and then said:

"Brother Feng is about twenty-five long, pulling out mud and bringing out dirt, stabbing bombshells who scream and shout, poking white tigers with bounce and clout! Haha... how's that, impressive or not?"

As soon as Er Mao finished reciting the limerick, everyone burst into wild laughter, instantly filling the bar with chaotic laughter!

Of course, that foreign chick could understand what the limerick meant, and her pretty face turned red, then curiously and surprisingly asked:

"You... your Brother Feng really has twenty-five down there?"

"Nonsense! Little girl, I... I'll tell you, back when we bathed together with Brother Feng, it was really..."

The group of jokesters was about to recount Ye Feng's glorious deeds to the foreign chick when suddenly a loud cough came from behind them!

"Ahem!!!"

The cough was extremely loud, especially for these jokesters, immediately causing their bodies to stiffen!

Their faces showed expressions as if they'd seen a ghost, faintly mixed with wild excitement and exuberance, even sobering up considerably!

"What's wrong? Tell us, what happened with your Brother Feng in the bathhouse?"

The foreign chick noticed the jokesters had stopped talking and asked in confusion.

However, at that moment, these guys had no time to worry about the foreign chick's curiosity; they turned around sharply to look behind themselves.

When they saw Ye Feng quietly standing there, leaning against the wall, watching the show, they were incredibly delighted!

"Brother... Brother Feng! You're here!"

"Brother Feng, we were just talking about you! We said you... uh... didn't say anything!"

"Brother Feng! Long time no see!"

The jokesters rushed up to Ye Feng like rabbits, chattering incessantly, their excitement and exuberance evident!

Ye Feng helplessly gazed at this group of folks!

He now wondered, if he didn't cough twice, would these idiots reveal whether he wore boxers or briefs and what brand of contraceptives he used to the foreign chick!

However, although Ye Feng found these jokesters frustrating, upon seeing them, he felt warmed and smiled mildly, saying:

"Seeing you all as playful as usual, I'm reassured!"

Er Mao, and others, and the foreign chick: "..."

"Hey! You're the twenty-five-inch Ye Feng?"

As Ye Feng was chatting with the Combat Team members, the foreign chick stood up again, her eyes curiously focused on Ye Feng, asking.

Upon hearing this, Ye Feng was taken aback, then gave the foreign chick a smiling once-over, shrugged, and said:

"Wrong! I'm 26.8!"

26.8?

Upon hearing this, the other Combat Team members were stunned, then Er Mao curiously asked:

"Brother Feng, since the last time, you've grown again?"

"Grown your sister! I originally have this length!"

Ye Feng swatted the jokester, a mix of laughter and tears!

Upon hearing this, the foreign chick immediately jumped down from the bar, walking step by step towards Ye Feng!

Her exquisitely beautiful face glowed with intense curiosity, as she grinned and said:

"Hey! Kid, who can't brag! Show me if you're bold enough!"

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