Dungeons Are Bad Business

Announcement: Twin Club Tempo now available on Amazon and Volume 3 Launch Date!


Hey there, I hope you've been well!

It's been a quiet few months from me, but I've been spending time with friends and family and also hard at work. I'm thrilled to announce that Twin Club Tempo (the new name for the Alisanne interstitial) is available on Amazon/Amazon KU. Since I can't put a link in the chapter content here, I'll put it in the author's note!

I gave it a pretty hefty edit/expansion and it now comes out to 113kish words (up from the original 60-something). While the major story beats are all the same as they were in the original RR version (Alisanne doesn't become a dragon or anything crazy like that), I've gone ahead and added a bunch of new scenes that expand on/formalize some of the lore for DABBworld proper. That's kind of been a long-term goal of mine, with an eventual (still quite a ways away) edit/rewrite of DABB itself.

If you come across this story on Amazon, be aware that it has been stolen from Royal Road. Please report it.

I think it's fun and hope that people will give it a chance.

So, if you're a fan of the lore of DABBworld, or just want to re-experience Alisanne's story, please consider going to and checking it out. Similarly, if you do end up reading it over there, please please please leave it a rating or review. My goal for the book is to make enough to be able to pay an artist to make covers for my future books so that I don't have to scribble them myself.

Now, you might be thinking "Well, Rowan that's great for you, but all I care about is DABB! When will we be going back to Vee and Crestheart?"

Well hypothetical person, I'm also thrilled to announce that Volume 3 of DABB will be launching on July 4, 2025.

I'm going to be posting some chapters over on my patreon in the lead up to that date. I have billing paused on that right now, but I'll throw the link in the author's note down below too. I'm looking forward to this volume, and hope you all enjoy it.

Thanks so much for reading and the support. I'm excited to get back into my rhythm in the weeks and months to come!

Be well!

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