UNIVERSAL MATTER PRINTER

Serial Number: 4,238,177

Designation: "Petra"

Orbathic: "Nick"

Damage: 2%

Adaptation: 1%

Functionality: 99%

Energy: Max 3,628,800 Current: 68%

Resources: [Expand List]

Devices in Network: 1,213 [Expand List]

Instructions: "Take control of the shuttle. Stop invaders from communicating with the mother ship. Fake normal responses to messages and questions. Continue to defend dungeon and help fuak!a."

Confidence: 58% due to translation errors

Interpretation of Instruction 1: Subordinate Drop Shuttle Hextaphla to Network. Reject unauthorized instructions.

Confidence: 88%

Interpretation of Instruction 2:

"Invaders" identified as Goldaskian troops landing on planet after 2:13 AM January 3. Count: 24

"Mother ship" identified as Goldaskian heavy cruiser Kalash-Quovo

Interpretation: stop communications between the Kalash-Quovo and the Hextaphla, and between any Goldaskian on Ooafa and the Kalash-Quovo.

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Recommendation: Jam transmissions on all Goldaskian military frequencies.

Interpretation of Instruction 3:

"Fake" identified as "simulate and send"

Confidence 44%

"normal" Error: all interpretations below 15% Confidence.

"responses to messages and questions"

Sources of messages and questions: Kalash-Quovo, Hextaphla, Goldaskian troops only

Confidence 29%

Interpretation: Receive messages from Kalash-Quovo, Hextaphla, and Goldaskian troops. Construct simulations of most probable responses. Send the most probable response to each message or question. Continue until canceled.

Confidence 16%

Interpretation of Instruction 4: "Continue"

No change of actions required.

Error: Instruction 3 contradicts recommended action for instruction 2.

Recommendation for instruction 2: Reroute all Goldaskian ground communications through Hextaphla.

Interpretation of Instructions:

Subordinate Drop Shuttle Hextaphla to Network. Reject unauthorized instructions.

Reroute all Goldaskian ground communications through Hextaphla.

Receive messages from Kalash-Quovo, Hextaphla, and Goldaskian troops. Construct simulations of most probable responses. Send the most probable response to each message or question. Continue until canceled.

Executing instructions.

Subordinating Drop Shuttle Hextaphla to Network.

Countermeasures detected.

Subordinating alarms.

Countermeasures have ceased.

Subordination complete.

Rerouting all Goldaskian ground communications through Hextaphla.

Communications already routed as per instructions. No action required.

Incoming transmission from Kalash-Quovo. Translating from Goldaskian to Galactic.

"Mr. Killish, what is happening down there?"

Simulating response. Prior response identified in logs.

< "Working through Level 5, Captain. No sign of the UMP yet." >

Simulation sent.

Incoming transmission.

"That is what you told me 6 zau ago, Lieutenant!"

Simulating response. Common response identified in logs.

< "Yes, Captain." >

Simulation sent.

Incoming transmission.

"What is the holdup, Lieutenant?"

Simulating response...response identified in logs.

< "These fucking natives are blowing themselves up as often as they're hurting us, [[Lieutenant]] ((Captain)). They're too stupid to predict." >

Simulation sent.

Incoming transmission.

"Do you need refresher training on military transmission protocols, Lieutenant?"

Simulating response.

< "Yes, Captain." >

Simulation sent.

Incoming transmission.

"Stop fooling around! You're taking too many casualties. Hurry up and finish them off, then bring me that UMP!"

Simulating response.

< "Yes, Captain." >

Simulation sent.

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