Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotional Incompetent [A Magical Academy LitRPG]
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Basic Thaumaturgy for the Emotional Incompetent [A Magical Academy LitRPG]
SUMMARY
He can’t conjure grief, can barely levitate a pebble, and once submitted a stanza instead of a spell schematic. Meet Fabrisse Kestovar: aspiring thaumaturge rock collector, confirmed pastry enthusiast, professional bird whisperer, and perhaps the least emotionally competent student in the Order’s seven-hundred-year history.
Which makes it all the more confusing when an ancient magical relic suddenly wakes up after forty-seven years of silence, launches itself across a holy sanctum, and crashes into his face.
Now bonded to a forgotten epochal calibration system buried beneath layers of ritual and myth, Fabrisse gains access to the PRAXIS NODE, a long-dormant, possibly AI-driven interface that delivers cryptic quests, sarcastic prompts, and calibration objectives measured in light-years. He has a Legacy Token, no combat thresholds, and a growing collection of useless rocks the system insists are ‘historically significant.’
He’s also the only one who can see any of it. You can also read this novel here: Read free novels online
Chapter list
- Chapter 1: Bunsen was a good dog
- Chapter 2: That is a stone
- Chapter 3: I can go into theoretical strata research if I know enough about rocks
- Chapter 4: The Eidralith has for forty-seven years done absolutely nothing
- Chapter 5: Did anyone else see the box fly at my face?
- Chapter 6: Calibrating meat vessel
- Chapter 7: This interface is referred to as the System not “glyph”
- Chapter 8: 54% Determination + 29% Stupenstone Core + 14% Pacing Synchronization = Burden of Stones
- Chapter 9: Why are you casting spells with your armpits?
- Chapter 10: Synod forgive me I’ve lit my sister on fire
- Chapter 11: Quadraligned Fabrisse Kestovar Binder of Realms Slayer of Paperwork
- Chapter 12: Primary Aether Path: Celestial Hoarding
- Chapter 13: Hi Fabriiii~
- Chapter 14: Why don’t you have a single skill that deals damage?
- Chapter 15: I found your freckles!
- Chapter 16: Why’s the mnemonic so cringy?
- Chapter 17: He still looks like a wet goblin
- Chapter 18: Oh I am the stuff
- Chapter 19: I will show you
- Chapter 20: What it really does
- Chapter 21: Emotional Memory Recovered: Determined Shame
- Chapter 22: Are you just spinning it in a circle?
- Chapter 23: He launched the Stone with resonance intent concordance!
- Chapter 24: Cope seethe mald
- Chapter 25: The wards on this window are outdated and very climbable
- Chapter 26: Do I look like a bird to you?
- Chapter 27: Distraction is a failure of internal discipline
- Chapter 28: It started when I smashed my face into a stack of pebbles
- Chapter 29: You were so still the Archive categorized you as a shelf
- Chapter 30: I need to borrow Kestovar
- Chapter 31: I didn’t expect him to be . . . short
- Headmaster Draeth’s Announcement #1
- Chapter 32: “Quack” the bird said
- Chapter 33: I’ll need to smack Cuman in the head soon
- Chapter 34: Show me you’re serious
- Chapter 35: Drink 2 liters of water a day
- Chapter 36: Gimme my WATER!
- Min Hajin‘s Research Notes #1
- Chapter 37: That looks like a doodle
- Chapter 38: I can’t compete with real effort
- Chapter 39: Stone Thaumaturgy is stupid
- Chapter 40: Kestovar. You’re with me.
- Chapter 41: Is it narcissism if I am actually just better than everyone?
- Chapter 42: Severa Montreal aura farming
- Chapter 43: Stand against the wind
- Chapter 44: What if High Instructants become collectibles?
- Archmagus Rolen‘s Revision #1
- Chapter 45: It was unfortunately a chicken
- Chapter 46: It was imperative that Cuman got stoned
- Chapter 47: Then they retreat dramatically into the sunset