My autobiography is definitely not a tragedy!

Chapter 556: The Curtain Bearer_2


"Hey! Xiao Yu, didn't you go on an educational excursion today? How was it?"

"Oh~ it was great! Sis, you wouldn't believe it, the uncle took me to see a really awesome robot, super advanced..."

Xiao Yu remembered Meng Lang's instructions and didn't mention a word about the "helmet."

She excitedly talked about the "Guardian Series" prototype she saw at Baiyeji.

Clearly, the whole manufacturing process of the Brainwave Amplifier left a deep impression on her.

"Educational excursion, huh? Wasn't it just seeing some clunky robot, just screwing bolts or something." Yan Weiwei scoffed.

Recently, Xiao Yu's "educational rights" had fallen into Meng Lang's hands, and Lin Haitang seemed to have tacitly accepted it, so her tone was a bit sour.

"No, I found it really shocking. It might not be long before there won't be anything left for us humans to do that robots can't.

Hmm... I think the uncle had good intentions.

He must have wanted to make me understand through today's lesson that the world changes too fast, and we need to keep up with the times.

The future world will be very different from now, and many of our traditional concepts are gradually becoming unsuitable for this era!"

Meng Lang: "..."

He twitched his mouth.

Hey, hey! I just wanted to show you a glimpse of the future, didn't expect you'd have so many life insights!

Could it be that I overdid it, making you have such an advanced concept like "cloning yourself"?

"Is it as well-intentioned as you say? People who hear you might think you're talking about an insurance salesman, and those who don't know might think you're talking about some great educator!"

Yan Weiwei glanced at Meng Lang, looking utterly unconvinced.

"Thanks for your blessing, I've decided, starting today I'll 'abandon insurance for education', and I'll stick with the education system unless something unforeseen happens."

"Sounds so real."

"You don't get it, insurance can at best save oneself, but education can save our future..."

Meng Lang looked at the young Xiao Yu, feeling quite emotional.

They say with a lever, I could move the whole Earth.

Clearly, Xiao Yu is that lever...

Despite my utmost efforts, I might still not have as far-reaching an impact as just giving Xiao Yu a lesson.

When the "Prophet" meets the "Child of the World," the butterfly's wings seem to have turbochargers added to them...

"Tsk! Save the future, I think you're trying to shoot the horse first, so insidious!"

Yan Weiwei looked like she had already seen through him.

Thinking he had successfully changed the topic, Lin Haitang suddenly found the fire mysteriously turning toward him, and helplessly put down his chopsticks.

"Well, I'm not against you being so attentive, but the problem of overeducation, the teacher has already come to us to complain..."

Meng Lang nodded.

"Yeah, upon further reflection, the teacher's opinion isn't without merit, we have to appropriately respect the educators."

He was beginning to understand the math teacher who wanted to retreat and pursue further studies after being bombarded with questions by Xiao Yu.

Not to mention the math teacher.

Overeducation made this progressive youth, who prides himself on keeping up with the times, almost unable to keep up with Xiao Yu's leapfrogging thoughts...

The soul-searching question, "Can I clone myself?" left him speechless too...

"Glad you understand." Lin Haitang sighed.

Little did she know, what Meng Lang was thinking wasn't on the same wavelength at all.

"So what are you planning to do?"

"Just...skip school for a day."

"Uh..."

Lin Haitang was filled with black lines.

Skip school... for a day?

Is this your way of respecting educators?

Then he heard Meng Lang continue.

"Xiao Yu, as per the teacher's request, no studying tonight, got it?"

"Uh... but if I don't study, what should I do?"

Immersed in the joy of learning, Xiao Yu was a little distressed.

Knowledge, sometimes, can be addictive.

Or rather, those who have never been addicted to knowledge, cannot truly excel in any professional field...

This is a common trait of geniuses.

"Confucius said, 'I reflect on myself three times a day!'

Learning knowledge is to plan for the future, and reviewing history is to help us explore our true selves.

So tonight, let's review our own history." Meng Lang said seriously, raising his chopsticks.

"Review our own history? What do you mean?" Xiao Yu was puzzled.

"This involves the three ultimate philosophical questions in life, such as... who are you!"

"Uh... I'm Xiao Yu, right?"

"Xiao Yu is just a name, you can be Xiao Yu, I can be Xiao Yu.

The crucial question is, why are you called Xiao Yu?"

"This..." Even with a mind spinning as fast as a turbocharger, Xiao Yu was a bit dizzy from the question.

"What ultimate philosophical questions in life, why is Xiao Yu called Xiao Yu, of course, it's the name given by Xiao Yu's parents!" Yan Weiwei rolled her eyes at Meng Lang.

Xiao Yu scratched her head. "Not really, the name Xiao Yu was given by my sister, hehe!"

"Oh?" Meng Lang immediately feigned surprise, looked at Lin Haitang, and guided her thoughtfully.

"Then Mr. Lin, what made you think of naming her Xiao Yu?"

Lin Haitang looked at Meng Lang strangely.

Weren't we discussing Xiao Yu's education problem? How did the topic suddenly jump to naming?

But this question...

She turned to look at Xiao Yu, with an involuntary touch of nostalgia on her face.

"Hmm... it's nothing really, I remember I had just graduated from high school, and my father didn't have a high education either, so he came to ask my opinion.

I didn't think much of it, seeing the little one was born small and thin, I named her Xiao Yu."

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