The Pleasure House was closed.

Zora stood firmly at the grand double doors, arms crossed, trying not to cry as a weeping elven noble grabbed the hem of his coat.

"Please," the noble begged. "Just five minutes. I only want to touch his hips. That's all I need to get through the week!"

Zora sniffed. "I get it, believe me, I get it, but Pip is…" he swallowed hard, "recalibrating at the moment. I'm afraid he's not available today."

A wail erupted behind him as another woman dropped to her knees, clutching her chest. "I need him! My soul is shriveling!"

"Oh, you poor thing…" Zora cried as he fell to his knees with her. "We must stay strong. For Pip!"

Inside, the reason for all the emotional chaos was hips deep in pelvic recalibrations.

The room looked like someone had jammed a magical laboratory into a brothel. Crystals pulsed, runes spun in the air, arcane scanners whirred, and dozens of wires and alchemical tubes ran from wall to bed to a humming central pillar… and the rhythmic sound of metal hips slamming against soft flesh echoed through it all.

Sera, face buried in a pillow, moaned like a woman possessed by the very concept of pleasure. Her toned body glistened with sweat, her back arching every few seconds as Pip moved with mechanical precision behind her, adjusting angle and depth every few thrusts with a musical ping of compliance.

Vuvi stormed in wearing oversized alchemy goggles, clipboard in hand.

"You're doing great!" she shouted over the moaning and mechanical whirring. "Two more minutes of pelvic cooling readouts and we'll have enough data!"

Sera gave a muffled groan of acknowledgement, her long, tangled hair draped across the bed like a flag of defeat.

"I'm going to test thrust-output next," Vuvi called. "Pip, increase output to 300%, in 20% intervals."

[Activate Power Thrust Lv. 1]

Pip beeped, adjusted his internal settings with a soft whirr, and resumed motion. Harder now with each thrust.

[Increasing Thrust Output: 120%... 140%... 160%...]

Sera choked out a high-pitched gasp and whimpered between each rhythmic slap of his pelvis against her inner thighs. He twisted through various thrust vectors and lifted one leg onto the bed for better penetration angles.

Sera's body fought a losing battle of control as her mental faculties were slowly crushed under the weight of overwhelming orgasms.

Just outside the door, Lula and Penelo waited like eager groupies at the backstage door of a boyband concert.

"I want to ride him reverse and make him grow vines around my thighs and tail again." Lula giggled, hands tucked between her knees.

"I just want those warm, bubbly, water tentacles," Penelo whispered dreamily, her eyes already twisting at the thought.

Mysa strolled out of the bathroom in nothing but a towel, hair wet and clinging to her shoulders. She drank a stamina potion, then another. "Vuvi," she called, "I'm ready for my second round."

Lula and Penelo both gasped in outrage.

"You already had your turn!" Lula hissed. "We had a whole chalkboard schedule!"

"That was just the warm up," Mysa said coolly. "This time I'm getting serious."

Vuvi's voice floated down the hallway. "We're at 20% testing completion. Still need stress testing, hydraulic feedback alignment, and most importantly… magical application trials."

Penelo's hand shot up. "Magic? Dibs! I'll test that! He can't even touch me yet without me passing out, so he'll have to use his water magic. That's only fair!"

Lula rolled her eyes. "Fine, but I'm next. I already shaved twice this morning."

Then, from the test room, came a sound none of them expected. A breathy, drawn-out, almost musical moooaaaan that ended in a hiccup and the flutter of Sera's limbs going limp.

The hallway fell silent.

Penelo blinked. "Did… did Sera just hit a note that only owls can hear?"

Inside the room, Pip stood at the edge of the bed, steam pulsing from his hip servos as Sera lay splayed across the bed, a big dumb grin plastered across her face, her mind too numb to register the muscles spams trembling through her legs.

[Pleasure Performance Rating: SSS (Divine)]

[Pleasure Points Earned: 116]

But Pip is too stunned to revel in his performance rating or gaze at the thoroughly pleasured Sera basking in the aftermath of carnal bliss.

His eye-sockets are firmly focused on her butt.

A glint.

He zoomed in.

Then emitted a small, confused boop.

The door creaked open. Pip peeked his head out, steam rising from his shoulders. Vuvi squinted at him.

"You done?"

Pip nodded slowly… then shrugged… then shook his head.

Vuvi's brow furrowed. "What do you mean no?"

He gave a confused beep.

Pushing past him, Vuvi stepped into the room. Sera lay face-down, twitching in aftershocks, a sleepy grin on her face. Vuvi raised an eyebrow.

"She looks well done," she muttered.

Pip pointed to Sera's back.

Vuvi leaned in, eyes narrowing behind her goggles.

Then she saw it.

A glistening splatter across Sera's back and buttocks. A silvery, faintly glowing fluid that shimmered like liquid starlight.

Her breath caught. "Wait… is that—?"

She turned to Pip, pointing toward his now-shuttered pelvic port. "Did that come from there?"

Pip gave a tiny, nervous nod.

Vuvi dropped everything and sprinted from the room.

Moments later, she returned, vials in hand, scooping the mysterious fluid with trembling fingers.

Sera mumbled into the pillow, "Five… more minutes. Legs… won't… listen—"

"I think you just made Pip… ejaculate… for the first time!" Vuvi shouted.

Sera's head whipped up. Her eyes locked with Pip's.

"S-Seriously?" she whispered, awe in her voice.

He beeped sheepishly.

Her face lit up like a sunrise before she collapsed back into her pillow, grinning from ear to ear. "I made a sex-god finish on me," she mumbles smugly. "I should get a medal."

Vuvi, meanwhile, held the vial up to the light. Pip stood beside her, inspecting it with curious beeps.

"This shouldn't be possible," she whispered. "I didn't build any kind of ejection system. There's no mechanism for fluid generation. There's no… Pip, what is this?!"

He shrugged.

She stared at him. Then at the vial. Then back at him.

"This changes everything."

They burst into the hallway again.

Lula sprang to her feet. "Finally! I'm one thousand percent ready!"

Vuvi held up a hand. "You have to wait. Something just came up."

Lula's jaw dropped. "What could possibly be more important than this?!"

Vuvi turned, holding the vial up for all to see.

"I need to run some tests first. Serious ones." Her voice grew grave. "Pip's gained a new ability it seems. And it might get you pregnant."

The girls gasped, staring at the glowing vial.

Mysa mouth falls open. "Is that Pip's—?"

Vuvi nodded, solemn.

Mysa licked her lips. "Oh my… Looks like someone got an upgrade."

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