"But my pants are not completely prepared."

The tone instantly changed, the laughter vanished, and Lin Li's voice had a tinge of melancholy, as he clasped his hands in front of himself, protecting the crucial area.

Just now there was a ripping sound, at least Lin Li himself heard it quite clearly.

If Lin Li's original stance was described as "beautiful," now it had turned to "stubborn."

His melancholy was not just faint, it was quite consuming.

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

"Pfft—" When she realized what Lin Li was talking about, she couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Then this school uniform of yours, costing eighteen hundred, isn't as good quality as the original," Chen Yu Ying said, trying to hold back her laughter.

"I can only say that money doesn't necessarily..." Lin Li instinctively wanted to spread his hands to talk, but noticed Chen Yu Ying's gaze moving, and immediately recoiled in horror, "Class president, are you trying to sneak a peek? Are you a pervert? Mr. Savior, are you there? Come help me, please."

Chen Yu Ying: "..."

"I wasn't trying to take a peek." Chen Yu Ying pouted.

"Because you're watching openly?" Lin Li looked at the supposedly corrupted by birth Chen Yu Ying and speculated.

"I am not like you!"

"Class president, you know, I've always trusted you, but... Your gaze has no credibility at all!" Lin Li pondered first, then pointed at Chen Yu Ying's eyes and sharply commented.

"I just wanted to have a laugh, that doesn't count as perversion." Chen Yu Ying simply didn't deny it and responded seriously.

"... Easier said than done, fine, take a look, take a look, take a look, have a good look, might as well let go of my dignity!"

Lin Li decided to abandon the sinking ship, not only did he loosen his hands, he even deliberately approached Chen Yu Ying.

Chen Yu Ying: "?"

Now it was Chen Yu Ying who covered her eyes, retreating while laughing bashfully and angrily scolded, "What are you doing, Lin Li, I don't want to look!"

"Look! Why not look!" Lin Li was domineering.

Actually, after checking, it was just a small tear in his pants, with plenty of threads connected. It was hard to see the underwear through this tear, and normal people wouldn't notice. Plus, Lin Li was wearing plain black underwear today, making it even less noticeable. So really, there was nothing indecent to be seen.

"I don't want to look!"

"You have to look!"

"I am not a pervert."

"Then I am a pervert!"

The weak, pitiful, and helpless Chen Yu Ying was soon forced against the wall by the powerful, hateful, and ruthless Lin Li with nowhere to retreat.

Just as Lin Li was grinning maliciously, preparing to commit some misdeed, a gentle voice came:

"Lin Li, what are you guys looking at?"

Lin Li froze upon hearing this.

He looked up and saw two people in the stands, both of whom he had seen before. One seemed to be called Xue Jian, and the other seemed to be his wife.

The two of them were sitting in the middle row of the stands, with Xue Jian staring down at Lin Li.

Lin Li: "?"

Bu Hao!

Because the sports field was occupied by those preparing for the games, the young couples who usually strolled on the track had no place to go and had to relocate.

—That was Lin Li's earlier deduction.

Now, reality proved, that deduction was correct, and the stands were one of the 'refuges'!

Why didn't he make a sound?

This silence is way too conspicuous! That's the second time! Old! Man! Xue!

Huh? Xue Jian's face looks kinda dark.

Oh, got it, Lin Li remembers that it's nighttime now, it must be due to the night, that's normal.

Damn.

Even he didn't believe himself.

"Teacher, it's forbidden to date on campus. As a teacher, I hope you lead by example! Maintain campus atmosphere, starting with you and me!" Failing to convince himself, Lin Li decided to counter Xue Jian first!

Xue Jian: "?"

This impudent child.

"Us as a couple living our lives is not called dating, Lin Li," Xue Jian's wife said with a smile.

"Hello, madam, I was just joking," Lin Li greeted Xue Jian's wife politely, half-bowing.

"Madam, how do you know my name?"

"The Anti-Pornography Vanguard Dog is somewhat known," she replied.

Lin Li: "..."

Xue Jian's wife asked curiously, "By the way, didn't the Vanguard Dog come?"

Lin Li: "?"

"Hahaha, he's here, he's... running around, maybe," Lin Li said, unable to hold his laughter.

"So Lin Li, what were you trying to show Yu Ying?" Xue Jian followed up, not forgetting his purpose for speaking.

Darn it, didn't manage to shift the topic.

Lin Li looked at Chen Yu Ying, "We were looking at... Class President, what were we looking at?"

Chen Yu Ying quietly snickered, displaying an air of unconcern, having no intention of helping.

Evil woman.

Lin Li's heart felt completely shattered.

"Looking at what?" Xue Jian pressed.

"Looking at..." Lin Li suddenly pointed to the pitch-black night sky, thinking of an idea, "Looking at the dark sky hanging low, seeing the sparkling stars accompanying~"

"Fireflies fly~ Fireflies fly~"

"Who are you missing~"

Lin Li suddenly burst into song, ending the final line by looking at Xue Jian, performing emotionally.

Xue Jian: "?"

"Tonight the wind is beautiful, the night is gentle as well. Yes, teacher, that's what I was looking at, and I hope the class president takes a look too, you and madam should look more, it's wonderful, you'll love it.

Oh dear, my brain, teacher, I suddenly remembered my mom is having a second child, I have to go see if I'm going to be a brother or sister, bye! Wishing you and madam a happy evening!"

With that, Lin Li swiftly fled.

As for leaving Chen Yu Ying alone to face Xue Jian, Lin Li felt no psychological burden.

Buddies before baddies, anyway, the class president surely won't die, she has immunity as a good student.

No wait!

He was also now ranking 51st in the year, top five in the class!

He should also be a cherished student to the teacher.

When Lin Li sneaked back, sure enough, Chen Yu Ying wasn't interrogated at all and was chatting amicably with Xue Jian and his wife.

"Lin Li, why are you back?" Xue Jian asked, seeing a sneaky Lin Li.

"Teacher, I'm a good student now too, is there any special treatment?" Lin Li asked hopefully.

"In tomorrow's class, you get priority to ask questions," Xue Jian nodded.

Lin Li: "?"

Even among good students, there's a difference.

He wasn't teacher's precious, but his punching bag.

"Then, teacher, I really have to go, I'm really rushing to see if I'll be a brother or sister."

He couldn't change his own gender, and with Wu Min having a second child, he couldn't possibly be a sister, so Lin Li smartly corrected himself this time.

Time to really slip away this time.

When Lin Li slipped to the entrance of the sports field, he saw the Anti-Pornography Vanguard Dog laughing wildly, and curiously asked:

"Bufan, what happened?"

"Hahaha, Lin Li, let me tell you—" Bai Bufan was just feeling troubled not finding someone to vent to, and upon hearing this, came over immediately to share.

...

Good news has to be shared.

"Hahahaha Bao Wei, have you heard?" So when he saw Zhou Baowei sitting by the flower bed outside the sports field, Lin Li immediately rushed over to share the fun he just heard.

"Just now there was a person on the sports field, while running, tripped his right foot with his left foot, then knelt down and did a roll in front of a girl from another class, as if he was bringing New Year wishes early! Hahahahaha!" Lin Li laughed heartily while patting Bao Wei's back.

Zhou Baowei: "Hahaha."

Lin Li's fake smile was as natural as breathing. He inquired with innocence purer than Ding Zhen, "By the way, Bao Wei, I heard from Bufan that you're going through withdrawal procedures, why is that?"

Zhou Baowei: "..."

This guy isn't even pretending anymore.

What was unknown was whether calories were burned tonight, but Zhou Baowei's dignity was definitely burned away, causing his hands to clench.

"Lin Li! You better die for me!!"

"Die I will, just don't tear my clothes, I've already lost a pair of pants today! I can't lose my shirt too!"

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