The Most Random System

Chapter 235: Lin Li Was Truly Extremely Furious This Time


The Beautiful Lady is now completely clueless, and Lin Li is also at a loss for what she's thinking.

The crotch protector was used in baseball as early as 1874, but helmets weren't used until 1974, meaning it took humans a hundred years to realize that heads are important too.

Lin Li is more insightful than humans, realizing this in just a minute.

Although the small task of kissing the forehead in Task Two has been completed, there is still a small task of cooking and enjoying the food with the Beautiful Lady.

When enjoying the meal, the Beautiful Lady has to chew with her mouth a bit as a formality; you can't just shove food directly into her neck and have it go straight to the stomach, can you?

Wait a minute, is the Beautiful Lady's stomach still there?

Lin Li quickly checks the Beautiful Lady's body.

Last time with Ding Sihan, it was no joke; Lin Li really got hold of a woman's stomach.

Great, it's still there. Although it's a bit rotten, it should barely be usable... right?

Seeing the mess on the Beautiful Lady's chest, Lin Li awkwardly smiles; it's all his doing, can't blame others.

——It was he who smashed it himself to prevent her 'revival', forcefully opening her chest just like Senior An San.

As long as the stomach is still there.

Lin Li carefully searches around again and indeed finds no head.

It's mind-boggling; even zombies going to Dave's house to steal brains would politely write a letter first. Why doesn't the world's thief have any manners?

Lin Li feels that taking someone's head without a word is very impolite behavior.

Was it the masked man who took it? Lin Li could understand taking a steel rod, but what would he do with this, use it as a head?

But if it wasn't a human act and some other zombie accidentally kicked it away, it shouldn't be that he can't find any trace or clue after searching around.

Judging by the zombie flesh and gray dirt tracks on the scene and the time of day, Lin Li believes he hasn't been out of this world for too long.

Headache—Lin Li's headache.

Given the situation, let's go shopping first.

Having a headache on the spot serves no purpose, can only hope to find the head later or that the system is not too strict on this aspect.

"Aside from cooking, there is also the task of exercising on the bed and shopping for a change of clothes. So the current goal is to find a bed suitable for exercise and some clothes for the Beautiful Lady." Lin Li talks to himself.

After confirming the purpose, Lin Li changes his title to [Breath of the Demon], dragging his heavy body to prepare to set off.

Dragging the Beautiful Lady to the intersection, he tilts his head and locks eyes with a zombie not far away.

"Ah——"

The other party lets out a low howl and charges at Lin Li.

Lin Li stands still, but his left hand has already materialized a "duck blood bottle," and his right hand has drawn out a steel rod, staring intently at the opponent.

Ready to act at any sign of danger.

The excited zombie approaches but suddenly starts to slow down within about three meters.

Because it's reached the range of the title's influence.

The small eyes of the zombie seem to be filled with big questions, stopping in its tracks and tilting its head at Lin Li, adorably cute.

Wanted to squish it to death with a sit.

Lin Li also breathes a sigh of relief, no longer completely tense, reaching out to pat the zombie on the shoulder in front and nodding sincerely: "Hail Hydra, didn't expect it, huh? I'm one of you."

Confirming that the distant zombies who discovered him and chased him into the title's influence range can quickly respond is good.

However, it would be nice if an item that can upgrade the title comes along, three meters is still too short. If the range could be larger, it would be much more convenient to operate.

Lin Li worries a bit about whether there might be a dumbass among the zombies who can't stop in time within three meters.

After confirming Lin Li is one of them, the zombie loses interest and walks past him.

"Broke guy." Lin Li gives a disdainful glance, finding nothing on the zombie's accessories, then smiles and waves goodbye: "Bye-bye."

Putting the "duck blood bottle" away, Lin Li takes the Beautiful Lady's hand and heads towards the street.

"Ah——"

Hearing Lin Li's footsteps, the zombie turns back, realizing there is a human so close, it excitedly charges again.

Then stops dazedly and stiffly as it enters the title's influence range.

Lin Li cautiously: "..."

Lin Li takes a few more steps forward.

The zombie turns back: Human, I eat!

Zombie approaches: Not human, no interest.

Lin Li: Move along.

The zombie turns back: Human, I eat!

Zombie approaches: Not human, no interest.

Lin Li: Move along.

"Ah——" The zombie charges again but stops once more after entering the title's range.

"Shit."

At this moment, Lin Li actually thinks of Wang Ziyan.

Is this zombie playing a stopping challenge with me here?

...

"Excuse me, can you move a bit, thanks." Lin Li gestures the two zombies in front to make some room while holding the Beautiful Lady's hand.

But these guys don't understand human language, even kind isn't enough, so Lin Li has no choice but to forcefully squeeze past.

It's widely known that Lin Li's hands have been sharply criticized by Chen Yu Ying, never being very clean.

And indeed, Lin Li doesn't forget to squeeze their wrists and check their chests while passing by these zombies.

Unfortunately, this one is male, and this one is a poor woman.

Two useless things.

Lin Li reaches into his backpack and rummages a bit, the current harvest is just a hollow gold necklace, barely weighing three grams, worth no more than two thousand bucks.

"Ah——!!"

A few zombies behind, excitedly continue their stopping challenge after leaving the [Breath of the Demon] range.

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