In front of Bai Bufan is a terrifying puzzle.

If there's no water in the toilet, then what was Lin Li holding just now?

The liquid splashed onto his face, and even some in his mouth, what was it exactly?!

Lin Li's nonchalant laughter and response echoed in Bai Bufan's ears, lingering: ~ What ~ kind ~ of ~ water ~ is ~ pee ~

Could it be that this guy, who's always talking nonsense, actually told the truth just this once...

That sort of thing, no way!

"Lin——! Li——!" Thinking of this, Bai Bufan rushed out of the toilet, blushing with anger and embarrassment.

If we can't meet again with red eyes ~ can we still meet with a red face ~

...

"What happened?" Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan looked at Lin Li and Bai Bufan, who had returned, in confusion.

Just now, Lin Li returned first, and then, within half a minute, Bai Bufan rushed over and dragged Lin Li away again.

Now they're back in less than a minute.

"It's nothing, it's nothing." Bai Bufan smiled awkwardly.

A false alarm.

Turns out there's a sink in the corner of the toilet, originally meant for washing mops and other cleaning tools, and there's a faucet there with water, which is where Lin Li washed his hands.

Come to think of it, it's neither the mischievous hot summer nor the shrinking cold winter, Lin Li wouldn't have aimed so poorly while peeing, getting his hands wet.

"Let's keep eating." Bai Bufan said to the three of them.

Although puzzled, Ding Sihan and Chen Yu Ying didn't ask further.

Lin Li was also about to continue the meal when he suddenly squinted his eyes.

Grabbing Bai Bufan's collar with zero frame start, he asked with a cruel smile, "Wait a minute, Bai Bufan, so did you just come and grab my clothes without washing your hands?"

Eh?

Bai Bufan blinked, blinked again, then turned his head and extended his hand, saying in a child-like voice:

"Wow, Lin Li, look at this spicy wing, it really looks delicious!"

Lin Li: "?"

"You bastard!"

...

After lunch, since they weren't in a hurry and taking a taxi from the club's rather remote location is expensive, plus Lin Li and Bai Bufan had never experienced the subway, the four of them decided to take it to the shooting club.

The subway also has security checks, and walking through the security gate increased the task count by one.

However, the category naturally didn't change.

After scanning the QR code at the turnstile, Lin Li and Bai Bufan looked around with curiosity and scrutiny.

After all, these are scenes Xiling absolutely cannot see.

Although Nansang is not a particularly backward and shabby county - having the Nansang train station is already quite promising - a subway, something exclusive to cities, will be a success if Pingjiang City has a line reaching Nansang within ten years.

"We've always solved subway problems in exam questions, and today we finally get to see one for real," Bai Bufan whispered to Lin Li.

It's like elementary school problems always had Young People's Palace, Xiao Ming needs six minutes to get from home to the 'Young People's Palace,' but some people never get there in a lifetime.

"I've always heard the subway is the intestine of the city, and we passengers are the excrement traveling through it. Finally, we too have the chance to become this lump of excrement." Lin Li whispered to Bai Bufan.

Bai Bufan: "?"

What the hell.

Can't you have a normal sentiment?

"You're still excrement even if you don't take the subway, Lin Li."

"No wonder you're so close to me, you've been eyeing my body all this time." Lin Li chose to harm both enemies and himself.

Although it's the weekend, since the line was relatively remote, there was ample space on the subway, so they couldn't experience what it's like to be crowded on a train.

A dozen minutes on the subway flew by.

"In the past, carriages were slow, and a lifetime was only enough to love one person; now the subway is fast, in six stations I've fallen in love with ten people." After getting off the subway, Lin Li stretched and sighed.

"Then you're quite useless, I fell in love with at least thirty or forty." Bai Bufan felt he had won this, then clicked his tongue and added, "But tell me, why can even the ugly ones find love?"

On the weekend subway, there were so many couples. Already irked by Lin Li today, Bai Bufan got even more annoyed at the sight, making his remarks a bit harsher.

"Because the beautiful ones are selling air conditioners." Lin Li, who was already checking the map and navigation with Chen Yu Ying, deciding which subway exit to take, replied offhandedly.

"...So cold."

The four of them scanned their codes to exit the station.

Ding Sihan and Chen Yu Ying planned to go to the restroom, leaving Lin Li and Bai Bufan waiting at the entrance.

"It's only four yuan," Bai Bufan checked the payment information on his phone again and sighed, also setting an ambition, igniting his fighting spirit: "I must stay and work hard in the big city in the future."

"Many years later, Bai Bufan finished the last flight and ate the last meal in Pingjiang City. He recalled today's vow with a miserable and hopeless smile, then walked with an empty stride to the bathroom, burying his head in the foul-smelling toilet, ending his life through self-drowning."

A graceful voice floated by gently.

Beautiful.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Lin Li, for God's sake, stop narrating nonsense here!"

"And who the hell told you that struggling means flying planes and eating meals! You owe that phrase an apology!"

"And even if my future life gets so despairing that I must commit suicide, I can't possibly choose such a method, right? Is this even a humane method of suicide? Even if I must kill myself, can't you let me do it with some dignity!!"

Bai Bufan nearly shouted into Lin Li's ear, deafening.

"Oh, oh, sorry," Lin Li quickly corrected himself, clearing his throat with documentary narration tone:

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