Want to add a few more slaps?

Hearing the words from the smiling teenager in front of him, Wang Chong was a bit stunned.

Could this smiling teenager not catch the meaning in his words? Is this teenager an idiot?

Wang Chong was the offspring of a very influential Elder in Pill Divine Valley, with a highly privileged position. This time, upon receiving news of a Fourth Rank Alchemist appearing at the base, the intention from above was to bring Wang Chong and Song Ling'er together, which is why Wang Chong was sent to the base, to escort Song Ling'er back to Pill Divine Valley.

For Wang Chong, this was naturally a huge delight!

So young and already at the level of a Fourth Rank Alchemist! Who wouldn't like such a prodigious girl? It's also said that Song Ling'er is very lively and attractive!

Wang Chong arrived full of hope, yet was directly doused with a bucket of cold water.

It's not that Song Ling'er had a bad attitude towards Wang Chong, but rather Wang Chong heard some news, that Song Ling'er, a Fourth Rank Alchemist, was willing to die for an unknown youngster at the base competition!

This kind of news was an immense humiliation for Wang Chong!

In fact, Wang Chong had long considered the never-before-met Song Ling'er as someone he already owned, and now, his possession had been tainted by a lowly bumpkin!

This matter was simply unforgivable!

However, soon Wang Chong's mood brightened up. The reason was simple: according to the news from the base, that bumpkin named Xu Fan wanted to climb up to Pill Divine Valley by using Song Ling'er's connections!

If it were someone else, Wang Chong wouldn't even think twice about rejecting it straight away!

Does every tom, dick, and harry get to join the noble Pill Divine Valley? When did noble alchemists start to mingle with street beggars?

Nevertheless, upon hearing the name Xu Fan, Wang Chong agreed without hesitation.

How could someone who touched his Wang Chong's things be forgiven!?

Wang Chong wanted to use the cruelest way in the world to tell that Xu Fan that some things are unattainable by a mere bumpkin!

And the cruellest, most despairing way would be to lure Xu Fan into Pill Divine Valley, under Wang Chong's command, as his dog!

Thinking of this, Wang Chong could scarcely contain his laughter, but another piece of news came, dousing Wang Chong with cold water once more.

That bumpkin Xu Fan had turned down the invitation to Pill Divine Valley! The previous message was just something a base Elder took upon himself to do.

Upon receiving this news, Wang Chong felt his head buzz, almost about to explode.

It wasn't because Wang Chong's plan failed; he had ten thousand ways to deal with a bumpkin!

What Wang Chong couldn't tolerate was a lowly bumpkin daring to refuse an invitation from Pill Divine Valley!! To the high and mighty Pill Divine Valley, it was a monumental insult!

As a disciple of Pill Divine Valley, how could Wang Chong forgive such a thing?

Having just arrived at the base, Wang Chong didn't even go to meet Song Ling'er and directly strode towards where Xu Fan was.

Those who dared to insult Pill Divine Valley must pay the price!

However, at this moment, looking at Xu Fan's amicable smile and listening to Xu Fan's calm voice, Wang Chong was utterly confused.

This youngster is indeed not quite right in the head…

Even so, Wang Chong was still not going to let the smiling boy off.

"Bumpkin, since you want more slaps, I'll grant your wish."

"However, a few slaps won't be enough fun. Since you want slaps, I'll give you a hundred, how about that?"

Wang Chong's words were full of amusement.

Neither Song Ling'er nor the reputation of Pill Divine Valley was something this mere youngster could touch! Although this kid was a bit off, Wang Chong planned to make the vile little brat pay in a brutally cruel way!

"Hehe."

Xu Fan still had a smile on his face, and leisurely shook his head, earnestly saying to Wang Chong, "A hundred slaps is too few."

Too few?

Wang Chong felt like his brain couldn't wrap around this.

In this world, is there actually someone who kneels to ask for more slaps, and thinks a hundred isn't enough?

Truly, the world is vast and full of wonders…

"A hundred slaps is indeed a bit too few. If you want more, I can grant it!"

"Ten thousand slaps! Is that enough!?"

Wang Chong stared intently at the boy in front of him. If the boy dared to nod his head, then he was definitely mocking him! And Wang Chong would quickly show this boy what real despair was!

However, to Wang Chong's surprise, Xu Fan nodded earnestly.

Hahaha!

Wang Chong was amused by Xu Fan's manner, laughing loudly. Even though Wang Chong considered himself well-experienced, he had never met someone so amusing. Ten thousand slaps, was this boy serious?

"Since it's enough, let's start."

Wang Chong stopped laughing, and spoke condescendingly and indifferently to Xu Fan.

"Hehe, I'd love to start right away, but right now, something is missing."

A cold gleam flashed in Xu Fan's eyes, but his smile was unbroken.

"Oh? What's missing?" Wang Chong asked, his face revealing a murderous intent.

In fact, Wang Chong didn't concern himself whether the boy was genuinely or feignedly not right in the head. In front of him, even if the boy had Three Heads and Six Arms, he wouldn't make a splash!

"A gift."

Xu Fan's calm voice threw Wang Chong into confusion once again.

A gift?

Kneeling down and asking for slaps is one thing, Wang Chong was too lazy to guess a bumpkin's thoughts! Thinking a hundred slaps were too few, maybe this boy was a masochist.

But now, this amiable-smiling boy even wanted to give him a gift?

Could there be anything more absurdly ridiculous in this world?

Hahaha!

Wang Chong pointed at Xu Fan, laughing uncontrollably, "A bumpkin even wants to give me a gift? Who does Wang Chong think he is; why would I look at your things?"

Finally, Wang Chong stopped laughing, this time leeringly smiling at Xu Fan, saying, "However, considering your sincerity, I'll accept it. What gift do you plan to give me?"

Xu Fan still maintained a calm and amiable face, but his voice was like a bucket of ice water over Wang Chong's head.

"That ring on your hand seems pretty nice..."

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