"Faen… Kekekeke… I thought he would be stronger, but you're just a weak piece of shit that I could stomp on with my foot," I grinned, causing the entire room to erupt with chills.
"The fuck you say to me? Are you trying to start something?" The man grunted as he sat up from the couch and stood up to me, only to realize he was a bit shorter than me, so I looked down on him.
"Jeg gir faen i det… This is so disappointing… If you want to rule an underground organization, then you have to have an iron glove, not fuck around with women all the time," I muttered before pushing him out of the way and clearing the woman to the sides of the couch.
"First of all… Your information is shit if you didn't know how strong I was. Second of all, this place is mine now," I grinned.
Everybody was a bit stunned and just sat there, staring at me as I lay back on the couch, which was so much more comfortable than the booth outside.
"*sigh*... I'm just kidding. Taking care of something like that would be annoying, and you're way too weak for me to actually use you for something… not that I have something to use you for, though,"
As I stood up, the man attempted to confront me again, but I pushed his gut and sent him flying out of the way.
"Let's go. My interest is lost," I ordered the dark elven girl, and still frightened, she, of course, followed me outside.
"I-I don't care much for my boss, but I know he won't let this slide…."
"And?"
"H-Huh? You should run… he has powerful people backing him," She said, and all of a sudden, a group of about twenty men carrying all kinds of weapons.
Katanas, bats, knives, spears, daggers, everything you could think of, and as the dark elf girl immediately tried to escape, I caught her by the collar of her shirt and dragged her back.
"Sit and stay," I said before taking out a stool and placing her firmly on it.
"B-But,"
"I said sit… now watch me beat their asses," I smiled before cracking my neck and then stretching out my fingers.
They also cracked a bit as I interlocked them and then pressed them outwards, their cracks resounding through the loud club.
Nobody could really tell there was about to be a beating as the music was way too loud, and the drunk customers were too out of it to pay attention to anything.
"Okay, I'll handicap myself," I muttered as the gang of guys all surrounded me.
They immediately started with a single man swinging his katana down at me, but I quickly dodged and punched him in the throat, causing him to immediately go out of commission.
He choked and gasped for air on the ground, but the others around him just charged in.
I blocked a baseball bat with my forearm and then grabbed the man's face before swinging him into the crowd, knocking back a few more.
My movements were fluid like water as I danced in between them, but as I threw another person who I thought was going to knock a few more back, I realized nobody was there, so he went flying towards one of the stripper poles.
And to make matters worse, the stripper was too invested in dancing on her pole to see the man coming.
"Is this considered cheating?" I chuckled before slamming my feet against the ground and jumping over the crowd of drunken tundra snakes.
I immediately landed on the raised platform where the stripper was, caught the man, and also caught the frightened stripper by her waist.
"My bad… Just disposing of the trash,"
With adrenaline coursing through my veins, I gave the stripper a wink before hopping off the platform and blocking another katana with my forearm, its blade shattering almost instantly.
"W-What the fuck!" The man exclaimed before I blew away most of the shards and then dashed forwards, my fist sinking into his gut and shooting him straight into the ground.
"Oops, almost made you a donut… hup,"
I then dodged another bat that actually almost hit my head, but I was just barely able to slip my hand in between the back of my head and the wooden stick.
It snapped in half upon hitting my hand, and then I grabbed the snapped half, only to stab it straight into the man's chest.
It was a blunt object, but it went through him like butter.
Suddenly, even more, men came out of the back room, but instead of being scared and fearful like I thought the surrounding people would be, they were just too drunk to even move out of the way.
All of a sudden, one of the strippers was pushed out of the way, so I pushed an unconscious body under her in order to cushion the fall.
"Phew… Ya'll are really gonna kill somebody," I smirked.
"Oh shit… why didn't you tell me you were having so much fun?" A woman's voice suddenly called out from behind me, and I saw Cora with her dark elf buddy all up over her.
She had her arm wrapped around her shoulders, but upon seeing me having some fun, she let go and blew the dark elf a little kiss.
"I'll be back for round two~,"
"Hey, you never told me you were a lesbian," I muttered before stretching out my leg to kick somebody straight in the gut.
They fell to their knees as it seemed my shoes had stabbed their liver as well, making them scream in pain.
"OH, YEAHHHH! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
The entire crowd chanted and chanted as they enjoyed the little show we had put on.
"I'm not a lesbian! I like boys and girls!" Cora attempted to shout over the ringing chant of everybody around us.
"Ah, so you're bisexual!?"
"What the fuck is a bisexual!?" She shouted, and I chuckled a bit as I realized this world wasn't as proficient in modern-day culture… I mean, that's a given.
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
Soon, it had turned into an absolute dumpster fight with all of our enemies using anything they could get their hands on, including glass shards, bottles, and sometimes even people.
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
And so, we soon sat on top of a pile of unconscious men as indiscreetly killing people would make everybody lose trust in us.
But, if we beat up some type of gang, that would increase our popularity and trust even more… it was a blessing in disguise.
"Babe… did you see that?" Cora asked while seductively wiping the blood off her face and then lighting a cigarette like that badass she was.
"Y-You're so cool," The dark elf said, and I could tell she wasn't even faking it for money.
"I know, right! HAHAHAHA!" Cora cackled like an idiot as I lay against the raised part for the strippers and looked up at one of them, who was crouching down to meet my eyes.
"Sorry, honey, I'm already taken," I muttered.
"I can give you a lap dance for free," She said with a slight smile as if she was trying to get into my head.
"Nah, I'm good. I'd rather stay loyal,"
As I stood up, the stripper followed me into the bathroom, where I washed all the blood off my hands and face.
She immediately pressed her hips against mine from behind and began to touch my belly with her surprisingly soft hands.
"If you're going to assassinate somebody, you should first hide your bloodlust," I smirked and then looked into the mirror, where I saw the stripper with a dagger in her mouth, ready to stab it into my throat.
Fwip… Fwip… Fwip…
I dodged the initial attacks and then the follow-up where the stripper took the dagger into her hand and began to slash at me.
"You're still quite pretty, so I won't hurt you too badly," I muttered before stretching out my foot and stabbing her in the liver, her dagger just out of reach of my face.
"Y-you piece… of… shit,"
As she dropped to the ground, I made sure she didn't hit her head on the floor.
"Now, let's try and get drunk again,"
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