My Disciples are Too Idiotic

Chapter 225: You Think You're Funny? (Vote for Monthly Ticket)


Huh? A cauldron? That word didn't exactly inspire delight.

Xu Nian turned his head and asked coldly, "What do you mean? Does the Blood Demoness have some kind of special constitution?"

The Blood Demoness also looked puzzled. She had no idea about constitutions or bloodlines.

Luo Yuan sat up straight, chuckling. "She has the Flower Charm Body, a rare cauldron constitution, one in ten thousand. Whoever dual cultivates with her can take everything from her—be it the Spiritual Qi within her body or her cultivation realm. It would all be easily taken."

Xu Nian was aware of special constitutions, but he didn't know the Blood Demoness had one. Could it be that she only revealed it after escaping the cage? That shouldn't be the case. He'd been with the Blood Demoness many times. Back then, the Blood Demoness was genuinely in the Qi Cultivation Realm. So why hadn't she been drained?

"Is it certain to be taken? Are there no exceptions?" Xu Nian asked curiously.

"Exceptions? There might be," Luo Yuan replied. "Unless the one doing the taking is a woman, or lacks the capability, otherwise, it will definitely be taken."

Lacks the capability?

Upon hearing this, Xu Nian immediately grew angry.

Is this guy insulting me?

SLAP!

Xu Nian slammed his palm on the table, glaring fiercely at Luo Yuan. "Are you saying I lack capability? Do you believe I won't slap you dead right now?"

Luo Yuan was also taken aback. Huh??? Who said you lack capability? What I meant was...

"Wait, you've already dual cultivated with the Blood Demoness?" Luo Yuan asked doubtfully. "That doesn't make sense. Logically, you should have absorbed everything she has, and she should have been sucked dry by you. Why is she still alive?"

Throughout their conversation, the Blood Demoness maintained her composure. Sucked dry? So my constitution can only serve as a tool for men to improve their realms? But if Luo Yuan's words are correct, then I should have died long ago. After all, before I entered seclusion, Xu Nian and I were busy trying to have a child. So far, no child has been conceived, but my realm has actually advanced.

"I've got it!" Luo Yuan suddenly had a flash of insight. "The Luo Family's bloodline! You have the Luo Family's bloodline, which prevents you from having offspring and also inhibits the effects of a cauldron. You can't absorb her realm, and that's why she's still alive!"

After coming to this realization, he became even more curious about the Luo Family's bloodline. The Luo Family's blood actually has such an effect! Luo Chenjun never mentioned this to me before.

At once, he looked eagerly at Xu Nian, saying excitedly, "Give me a bit of your blood. I want to use an array to test its properties."

"Scram!" Xu Nian, relieved that it wasn't because of his own lack of ability, let out a long sigh. A man has to stand up for himself, after all.

While they were discussing the Blood Demoness's constitution, the Dung Beetle ran in from outside, carrying a Shrimp Soldier on his shoulder.

"Brother Xu, we caught a live Shrimp Soldier!"

The Dung Beetle looked at the people inside the Great Hall, then his gaze suddenly landed on the Blood Demoness. Beautiful! The Blood Demoness is getting more and more beautiful! That damn Sect Leader! He secretly took our group's NPC for himself! Fuck!

"Eh? A Shrimp Soldier from the Sea Race?" Luo Yuan looked up.

The Dung Beetle tossed the Shrimp Soldier onto the ground, then said fiercely to it, "Answer what you're asked, or else we'll skewer and roast you for dinner!"

Upon hearing this, the Shrimp Soldier nodded repeatedly. Can't afford to provoke them! These people are all crazy! Over the past few days, they've eaten quite a few of our Shrimp Soldiers and Crab Generals; even the Seahorse Military Advisor didn't escape their clutches! I came with the Seahorse Military Advisor. And what happened? I was captured alive, my brethren were eaten, and the Seahorse Military Advisor was dragged off by some sleazy-looking human. Listening to these humans talk, it seems they want to... mate with the Seahorse Military Advisor! These humans are downright demons! They won't even spare us Sea Race folk!

"How many masters does your Sea Race have?" Xu Nian turned his head and asked the Shrimp Soldier.

"Many!" the Shrimp Soldier answered truthfully.

Xu Nian could only stare. The Dung Beetle bristled, and Luo Yuan looked equally flabbergasted. The Blood Demoness simply watched.

Upon hearing this, the Dung Beetle slapped the Shrimp Soldier on the head and cursed, "So 'many,' huh? Do you think you're funny? Believe it or not, I'll beat you until your own mother wouldn't recognize you!"

The Shrimp Soldier looked aggrieved. Indeed, there are many. What did I say wrong?

"Be specific," Xu Nian said, taking a deep breath.

The Shrimp Soldier thought for a moment, then said, "Specifically, also many. Probably... this many!" With that, it waggled its 'hand'!

Very descriptive, but utterly useless, Xu Nian thought.

Realizing he'd been played, Xu Nian waved his hand and said, "Take it out and roast it. Remember to send me a portion. Let Little Boss handle the cooking."

"Got it!" The Dung Beetle grabbed the Shrimp Soldier and started dragging it outside.

The Shrimp Soldier began to struggle, trying to break free from the Dung Beetle's tight grasp. What did I say wrong? The Sea Race really does have many members, and I even showed them how many! Damn Human Race!

Xu Nian rubbed his temples and sighed. "Luo Yuan, you should also help out when the Sea Race invades."

"Why should I?" Luo Yuan immediately objected.

"If you want anything from the Contribution Hall, go help the others," Xu Nian explained. "You know about the sacred artifact of our Profound Yellow Sect. You saw the Nine Immortals Spirit Disc in the sky; that's an Immortal Artifact!"

HISS— As I suspected! I discovered the Nine Immortals Spirit Disc the first time I came. Back then, I guessed it was an Immortal Artifact, and it seems I wasn't wrong! The Great Dream Immortal Sect also possesses an Immortal Artifact, but it has always been in the Sect Leader's hands. It's arguably our sect's biggest Bottom Card. To think that this seemingly small Profound Yellow Sect is also full of hidden talents. They even have an Immortal Artifact!

"Wait, are you saying that Immortal Artifact came from the Contribution Hall?" Luo Yuan asked, his eyes wide.

"Why don't you go take a look?" Xu Nian began to shoo him away. Can't you see my wife is here? No tact at all! I'm working day and night trying to make a baby, and this idiot doesn't know to scram quickly?

Luo Yuan didn't understand these nuances, but he was truly captivated by the Contribution Hall. Perhaps this Contribution Hall is the foundation of the Profound Yellow Sect. Now that I've joined the Profound Yellow Sect, I don't dare return to my old sect for the time being. I'd better first understand the situation here.

As Xu Nian watched Luo Yuan run out, his hands started to get restless.

The Blood Demoness smiled coquettishly. "It hasn't been that long, and you're already restless?"

"We're an old married couple now; what's there to be shy about?" Xu Nian became even more uninhibited and laughed. "Now that no one's around, shall we continue making babies?"

Upon hearing this, the Blood Demoness slapped his hand away and glared at him. "You aren't planning to take my entire realm, are you?"

"Nonsense! Am I that kind of person?" Xu Nian patted his chest in assurance. "I am a powerhouse at the Divinity Transformation Realm; I don't need your Golden Core Realm. I promise I won't do anything like that to you."

"Is that so? Then I'll go outside and take a look, since you don't plan on doing anything to me anyway," the Blood Demoness chuckled softly, then stood up and walked outside.

Xu Nian stood there, staring after her, momentarily unsure of what to do. Was that what I meant? Damn Luo Yuan, I'm not through with you!

「Inside the Contribution Hall.」

Luo Yuan looked at some Jade Slips resting on a shelf, his eyes burning with excitement. Contents stored in Jade Slips are always treasures! The Profound Yellow Sect really does have valuable items!

During this time, players had exchanged for things other than just the Five Elements Technique: "Alchemy Insights," "Basic Array Compendium," "Guaranteed Refining Mastery in Ten Days," and many other good items.

Now that Luo Yuan was a member of the Profound Yellow Sect and Xu Nian had given him access, he could naturally view these Jade Slips.

He casually picked up a Jade Slip and blushed after just one glance. "Indecent! Too indecent!" Luo Yuan cursed, holding the Jade Slip. "Who recorded erotic art in a Jade Slip? Aren't they afraid of divine retribution for wasting a Jade Slip like this?"

Saying this, he carefully pocketed the Jade Slip. Something like this can't be left lying around; it's better if I safeguard it.

Immediately after, he picked up another Jade Slip and pressed it to his forehead. This time, it wasn't something indecent but a genuine Cultivation Technique.

The Nine-Turn Star Technique? An Unparalleled Cultivation Technique that allows direct cultivation to the Tribulation Stage! This... Such a Cultivation Technique exists within the Profound Yellow Sect? And it's just tossed aside here? You have to understand, such a Cultivation Technique would be guarded by numerous experts in our Great Dream Immortal Sect! And the Profound Yellow Sect? They just leave this Jade Slip lying around, completely unguarded?

At that moment, a player walked in, standing silently in front of the shelf.

Luo Yuan couldn't resist asking, holding the Jade Slip, "Brother, does no one in your sect practice this Cultivation Technique?"

The player glanced at the Jade Slip in his hand, then said disdainfully, "If it's not Magic, what's the use of practicing it? A waste of time!"

Seeing the player's disdainful expression, Luo Yuan began to question his own understanding of the world. What is wrong with the people of this Profound Yellow Sect? A Cultivation Technique that can take someone to the Tribulation Realm, and no one practices it? If this were anywhere else, it would cause a bloodbath! Even some old monsters at the Tribulation Stage would fight to snatch it! Are the people of the Profound Yellow Sect all blind?

"Who took my erotic art?" the player asked, glaring at Luo Yuan with a dark expression, clearly suspecting him.

Luo Yuan coughed. "Why look at me? I study arrays; I never look at that sort of thing!"

Seeing this, the player sighed and turned towards the door. "It must have been the Archer. I spent a long time collecting those. That damn Archer, just to learn new positions, actually took them!"

After the player left, Luo Yuan's expression finally calmed. Alright, let's continue! There are plenty of good things in this Contribution Hall. At the very least, this Nine-Turn Star Technique is very suitable for my cultivation. Isn't this much better than the Cultivation Techniques of the Great Dream Immortal Sect? Back in the Great Dream Immortal Sect, to learn a Cultivation Technique of this level, I'd probably be watched by a bunch of old fogeys, and I'd have to be the top talent of the younger generation to even qualify, right?

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