Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad

Chapter 133: Damn! I'm Jealous!


Little Fatty continued, "I originally thought I would marry a wife who was neither too familiar nor too much of a stranger, but then, three months ago, I met her!"

"At the time, I was at a comic convention and had drunk a bit too much water, so I needed to find a restroom."

"But it was my first time at this convention, and I wasn't very familiar with the layout. On top of that, I'm a bit directionally challenged, so even after asking several people, I couldn't figure out where the restroom was."

"Just at that moment, she appeared in front of me like an angel."

"Without any impatience, she gave me detailed directions, and upon learning that I was directionally challenged, she personally took me to the restroom."

"At that moment, I felt my heart skip a beat!"

The netizens could wholly imagine the scene as Little Fatty described it.

Little Fatty was alone at the comic convention, desperately needing the restroom and exuding an aura of awkwardness.

Right then, a girl with long, flowing hair and a lively, cheerful demeanor suddenly appeared.

Like a savior, she led the nearly peeing-in-his-pants Little Fatty to the restroom.

Even though the story was somewhat touching, it also made people involuntarily laugh out loud.

"Boo hoo hoo... I'm moved to tears! How could there be such a wonderful girl? I've decided to call her 'Guide Angel'!"

"That's too biased! 'Restroom Angel' sounds better!"

"Fatty Brother, I realize now that you're so damn love-deprived!"

"Sigh! Such a pretty girl, she's probably out of my league unless she's willing to hand over her salary after marriage."

"Indeed, she's not suitable for the big brother! With big brother's status, he should go for a 298!"

"298? Wouldn't that just take off, then?"

"Big brother said it — this is the only way, the profession of a tank driver, the little one is not exciting!"

"I can't take it, call the emergency line quickly, big brother is foaming at the mouth now!"

"Generally, the COS circle is quite messy, full of all sorts of characters. I recommend Fatty Brother do some investigation before acting, lest he gets into trouble."

"Ah, don't worry, nothing will botch up, the odds are slight!"

"Don't scare Fatty Brother, okay? It's hard for him to get interested once."

"It's hard for me to get interested once, and you made me lose so completely? Damn!"

Seeing the teasing comments from the netizens, Little Fatty was both amused and exasperated.

He shook his head and laughed, "It's too early even to contemplate, yet everyone's letting their imagination run wild."

Then, picking up the earlier topic, he added, "To show my gratitude, I bought her a cup of milk tea."

"Originally, I planned to ask her out for a meal, but after thinking about it, we had just met, and asking her out directly seemed a bit too forward."

"She didn't reject me like other girls would but accepted joyfully."

"Through our chats, I learned her name was 'Lingling'!"

"Though I don't like going out, there are times when I accompany my parents to some banquets."

"My mother often encourages me to chat with some girls and make friends."

"But I know my situation too well; there's absolutely no shared topics with those girls. They talk about clothing, shoes, cosmetics, idol stars, etc."

"And me? All I know is gaming and watching anime. How could I converse with them?"

"But Lingling is different. Unlike those girls, she doesn't fancy all those branded items and likes gaming and anime as much as I do."

"During the time I spent with her, I've come to believe more and more that she's my destined one!"

"Also, because of our shared interests, we quickly became good friends."

"But the closer I got to her, the more I noticed she seemed to deliberately keep a certain distance from me..."

As he spoke, Little Fatty's face showed a trace of distress.

The netizens felt a bit odd after hearing the story.

"Little buddy, could this girl be a seasoned Sea Queen, just leading you on?"

"Fatty, as someone who's been through this, let me advise you: if it works, it works; if not, retreat quickly! Don't become a simp!"

"Sims don't get the HOUSE!"

"I'm all too familiar with such women; they're just stringing you along as a backup!"

"Damn! My college goddess kept stringing me along, only to marry a fifty-year-old CEO of a listed company in the end."

"Stop scaring Little Fatty; maybe the girl is just not ready yet?"

"Willing to play games with you, watch anime, show you various COS characters as a girlfriend... are you sure you're not dreaming?"

"Lingling's scheming runs deep! Everything she shows is calculated to cater to his preferences, no wonder our Fatty Brother fell into the trap and couldn't get out!"

"Fatty, retreat in time; cut your losses quickly! If you keep sinking in like this, you'll be completely at her mercy!"

"What a joke! Isn't he already completely controlled now?"

Seeing the layers of comments from netizens, Little Fatty shook his head.

He retorted, "The type of girl you're talking about, though I haven't experienced it, my friends have."

"That type of girl, every birthday or Valentine's Day, loves to ask others for red envelopes."

"Otherwise, it's branded bags, shoes, clothes, and such."

"But Lingling is different..."

Speaking of this, Little Fatty seemed to recall some wonderful memories, his face filled with sweetness: "Every time we went out to play, she would proactively pay the bill."

"And when I treated her to dinner, she never chose expensive restaurants but would instead take me to some highly rated hole-in-the-wall places."

"Even a simple meal at Burger King could make her laugh so joyfully!"

Hearing this, the netizens were dumbfounded.

This... how does this not match up with everyone's prior analyses?

"What the hell! I'm so envious!"

"I'm envious too; how can there be such an easily satisfied girl?"

"Ah, envy, jealousy, and hate! My new girlfriend insists on dining at places with an average spend of over five hundred."

"Over five hundred per person? You must be Brother Fu!"

"If someone would treat me, never mind Burger King, even Wallace would make me laugh happily!"

"Bro, aren't you afraid of diarrhea?"

"Afraid of what? Just consider it a colonic irrigation!"

"Nice! Bro, you're really experienced!"

"Fatty Brother, a girl like that, you can't handle her! Give me her WeChat and let me handle it!"

"Fatty, you're still young; there will be more chances in the future! How about introducing this beautiful girl who likes gaming, anime, COS, and even willingly pays and avoids upscale restaurants to me?"

"Nothing more to say, Fatty, cherish her well! If you miss a girl like this, you'll regret it for the rest of your life!"

"Honestly, with Fatty Brother's family background, he might end up in a marriage alliance with other wealthy families. If you can't guarantee the girl's happiness, then perhaps it's best not to flirt with her!"

"To prevent Fatty Brother from failing such a wonderful girl, I'm willing to step in and take on the responsibility..."

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