Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad

Chapter 145: Sorry I Don't Have That Ability


"However, just three days ago, when I went downstairs to walk the big Ginger cats and was about to help them lose weight, I temporarily tied them by the roadside because I forgot my phone."

"But when I returned, I discovered that the cat leash had been cut!"

"Both of my big Gingers were nowhere to be found and were presumably stolen by someone!"

Situ Jingya spoke through gritted teeth, clearly hating the person who stole her cats.

"Daoist, I came to you for fortune-telling tonight because I want you to help me find out who this heartless person is that stole my big Ginger!"

Situ Jingya finally said.

Lu Heng listened and nodded lightly.

He had already seen these events when he was divining the past for the other party before.

However, his Celestial Destiny System is currently only able to calculate the past and future of humans.

Ask him to divine for two ginger cats?

Sorry, not possible!

So, he shook his head and refused, "Young Friend Situ, please forgive me for my lack of ability."

"If it's to divine the past and future of humans, that's not a problem."

"But unfortunately, when it comes to divining cats, dogs, or other creatures, I'm powerless."

Upon hearing this, Situ Jingya couldn't help but furrow her fine eyebrows.

At this time, the netizens in the livestream chat also started to send comments.

"The Daoist only does fortune-telling for humans, and you want him to divine for cats, that's funny."

"Exactly, since when are cats equal to humans?"

"Shh... keep it down! Cat lovers won't like hearing that!"

"So the fortune-teller isn't all-knowing after all!"

"Bro, did a donkey kick you in the head? If the Daoist knew everything, he'd be an Immortal!"

"The Daoist should add another rule that says he only divines for humans and not for cats and dogs."

"I like cats too, but how do you divine for two cats? Do they have household registrations? IDs?"

"Miss, even though you're really pretty, I still have to say, please don't waste social resources, okay?"

"Everyone is waiting for a fortune-telling, and you come here to divinate for cats?"

"If you could divine for cats, does that mean you could divine for ants too?"

"Will that work? Then divine for the HIV in my body!"

"Whoa! Get away from me!"

Just now, these so-called "Lustful Simps" were affectionately calling out "wifey" with great delight.

But now, many netizens turned their criticism towards Situ Jingya.

This was understandable since the Daoist usually only divines for humans.

And you suddenly start asking for a divination for "cats," what's the deal here?

Are you challenging him? Or trying to ruin him?

"Situ, let's not divine after all!"

"It was my oversight earlier. I forgot the Daoist only does human fortune-telling during livestreams."

"Moreover, there's a rule that if the divination isn't for oneself, you need to provide the person's name and birthdate."

"Getting a fortune-telling for two cats is really not appropriate..."

Seeing the aggressive comments, the long-legged girl hastily intervened, signaling her friend not to proceed with the request.

No matter how dense or slow one might be, she'd realize that she had incited some public anger.

After all, everyone else was getting human fortunes told, and you randomly asked for a reading for two cats. That's just unreasonable.

Listening to her friend's words and looking at the comments, Situ Jingya hesitated.

She seemed to be pondering whether to continue or not.

Meanwhile, a spark of inspiration struck Lu Heng's mind.

He had keenly realized one issue.

That the two ginger cats Situ Jingya found weren't just any stray cats at all!

Upon realizing this, he immediately called out to the celestial destiny system.

"System, query this person's future information!"

[System prompt: Querying future information will require consuming three days of the host's lifespan. Do you wish to proceed?]

The system's voice immediately rang out in his head.

"Yes!"

Once he confirmed, the predetermined future of Situ Jingya immediately played out before his eyes.

After watching, Lu Heng understood.

Indeed!

"Sorry Daoist, I was a bit out of line!"

"I apologize to you and all the viewers here, my sincerest apologies to everyone!"

After hesitating for a moment, Situ Jingya ultimately chose to backtrack.

She offered an earnest apology to everyone and was ready to disconnect the call.

But just at that moment, Lu Heng suddenly spoke up, "Young friend, hold on!"

Situ Jingya instinctively halted her actions, puzzled, "Daoist, is there something else?"

"Young Friend Situ, I want to ask you a question!"

Lu Heng smiled, "Please tell me, when you found those two ginger cats, didn't they seem a bit familiar to you?"

"This..."

Situ Jingya was stunned upon hearing this.

She turned to look at her friend, both girls equally confused.

"Daoist, what do you mean by that?"

"Why would we find them familiar?"

The long-legged beauty couldn't help but ask.

"What I mean is, before you took those cats in, were you sure they were stray cats?"

Lu Heng approached the question from a different angle.

Situ Jingya furrowed her brows, diligently trying to recall something.

But no matter how hard she thought, she couldn't remember anything.

She apologized sincerely, "Sorry Daoist, my memory isn't great, I really can't recall..."

Before she could finish her sentence, her friend suddenly interjected, "I... I remember now!"

"Situ, do you recall that we took the ginger cats to a pet hospital for a check-up?"

"The handsome vet did mention that our two Ginger cats were vaccinated and neutered, not like ordinary stray cats!"

The long-legged beauty exclaimed excitedly.

"Seems like there was really something like that!"

Her friend's reminder jogged Situ Jingya's memory.

"You also asked that handsome vet for his WeChat."

"But he not only had a girlfriend, he was even engaged..."

She instinctively added another comment.

"What nonsense are you spouting!"

The long-legged girl blushed immediately upon hearing this and playfully pinched Situ Jingya's ear.

"I remembered it wrong... I remembered it wrong..."

"I got confused. It was me who asked for the WeChat..."

Situ Jingya quickly pleaded for forgiveness.

Watching the two beauties playfully squabble was indeed quite a charming sight!

Lu Heng chuckled and replied, "That pet doctor was right!"

"The two ginger cats you took in aren't actually stray cats!"

His previous insight had led him to this realization.

Those two ginger cats actually had an owner. They weren't stray cats at all.

And both Situ Jingya and her friend had seen those two ginger cats in their own neighborhood before.

But every encounter they had with them in the past was just a brief brush.

Under such circumstances, remembering them was indeed a bit of a long shot.

"Not stray cats?"

Situ Jingya and the long-legged beauty exchanged a glance, shocked expressions evident in both their eyes.

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