Gourmet: Midnight Vending

Chapter 157: Can't Stand It Absolutely Can't Stand It!


Dunzi knows Boss Xiao Chen's personality, he wouldn't joke about something like this. If he says it's there, it's there; if not, it's not.

He turns his head to look at the table of Xiao Huang. That guy is slurping noodles from one bowl while another bowl remains untouched.

Dunzi thinks to himself, I haven't even had one bowl, and you're eating one and leaving one untouched. Is this something a human being would do?

Thinking it over and over, the scene from that night reappears.

Later at the hospital, when Fang Zhizhong's stir-fried Niu River was snatched by Mu Xin and Hou Yao, it made Dunzi mistakenly think that Boss Fang had discovered the deeds done by him and Zhang Feng, which made both of them a bit panicked that day.

They even went to the police station to confess.

When they finished recounting their "crime," they were promptly kicked out by the officer, who told them if they came back with this nonsense, they'd be charged with causing a disturbance!

Thus, Dunzi understood one thing.

Snatching food is not called snatching, nor is it a crime; it's at most a joke.

Dunzi looks at the people in the square.

Hmm, don't know any of them, doesn't matter.

Dunzi casually walks to the side of Xiao Huang's table, scans for payment of 20 yuan, one could say he covered all the bases.

Quick as a wink!

Reaches out, grabs the noodles, gets in the car, locks the door, all in one go.

"Gotcha!"

The incident happened so suddenly that many didn't even realize what had happened until they did...

They were dumbfounded!

Yang Zhou was dumbfounded, Shao Hailong was dumbfounded!

Yu Hui and Liu Yang were all dumbfounded!

What's all this about?

Yang Zhou stood there with a bowl, unable to move, eating noodles properly and preparing to eat the bowl on the table soon after. After all, Boss Xiao Chen mentioned he wouldn't make more noodles, so that's why an extra bowl was ordered.

How did it suddenly happen that some big guy got out of a car, said a few words over there, and took my noodles?

Oh right.

He didn't run away; he actually got back into the car!

The others were even more bewildered, having no idea why such a thing happened.

Yang Zhou immediately stood up and ran to the Cadillac, banging on the window while fiercely pulling the handle, unable to open it, "What are you doing? Give me back my noodles!"

It must be said, the soundproofing in Kai's car is really good.

Dunzi, sitting in the car, could only see Yang Zhou's mouth moving, completely unable to hear what he was saying. His mind was solely on the steaming bowl of noodles in his hand.

"Wow, this lamb soup is creamy white, true to Boss Xiao Chen's reputation."

Dunzi skillfully took a pair of disposable chopsticks from the armrest box, silently thanking Boss He Chunming, who delivered meals to the foot massage shop back then.

Yang Zhou was stunned again, "You always have chopsticks in your car? Dude, are you a robber? You carry the tools for your crimes with you?"

Shao Hailong was starting to get impatient.

They were supposed to stay hidden in the shadows, and Yang Zhou's shouty behavior was unbecoming. But having their meal snatched was indeed infuriating.

Shao Hailong also stood up, walked to the side of Kai's car, and said in a low voice, "Dude, I advise you to return the noodles to my buddy, or we'll call the police. You know this is robbery, right? Starting at three years!"

Dunzi could only see their lips moving, completely unaware of what they were saying. The disposable chopsticks were split from the middle.

Slurp!

The familiar wheat flavor, but compared to hand-made noodles, this stewed noodle has more strength, with every bite making the teeth feel like sinking into a swamp, each chew like a delicious adventure.

Dunzi, with a large mouth, ate a whole noodle in one bite, then sipped a big mouthful of soup.

Ah!

The fresh flavor of lamb is timeless in deliciousness, paired with a hint of pepper powder; it makes the body warmly cozy immediately.

"Phew~~~" Dunzi exhaled a long breath, satisfied.

Having such a large fresh and fragrant bowl of lamb soup noodle right after waking up is something only someone who has experienced exhaustion would know is exhilarating, especially since this bowl was obtained through effort, making it extraordinarily meaningful.

The more Dunzi enjoyed eating, the angrier the two outside the car window got.

After all, it was his own noodles, and Yang Zhou's anger was unmentionable.

Shao Hailong originally didn't want to cause trouble, but seeing Dunzi not only not backing down but actually looking so indulged in front of them — if that's not provocation, then what is?

I've roamed the Jianghu for over a decade; can I let a little punk control me?

Shao Hailong immediately didn't want to tolerate it anymore.

"Bang, bang, bang!" he knocked on the window, "Dude, I advise you to be sensible, return the noodles to my buddy, or else..."

Shao Hailong, at a loss for how to threaten, said, "Or we'll really call the police!"

He was even worried Dunzi couldn't hear, so he took out his phone, pressed the emergency number three times, and held it up to the window for Dunzi to see.

This greatly amused Dunzi.

Thinking to himself, I even surrendered and nothing happened.

Moreover, I even scanned and paid earlier, if it comes to it, I'd just say I thought no one was going to eat it, so I paid and took the noodles to eat in the car. With such good soundproofing, I couldn't hear anything.

Perfect!

Shao Hailong saw that not only was Dunzi not afraid, but he even deliberately slurped noodles in front of him.

Instantly, he was furious.

"Big... big brother, are you really calling the police?" Yang Zhou was a bit flustered.

Shao Hailong glared at him, of course, he wouldn't call the police; when would a mouse ask a cat to adjudicate?

"Damn it, find a chance to deal with his car!" Shao Hailong said fiercely.

Us brothers have been running the Jianghu for so many years; we really can't swallow this anger.

Over there, Liu Yang found the situation amusing as well but did not intend to intervene; now wasn't the moment to reveal their identities.

The noodles were snatched, and the two angrily returned to Xiao Huang's table. Yang Zhou furiously pointed at the Cadillac, "Damn, let me see if you dare come out today!"

Seeing them retreat, Dunzi even rolled down the car window a bit, "Why don't you come in if you dare!"

Seeing Yang Zhou getting up to come over, Dunzi quickly rolled the window back up in fright.

Now it's all about who can endure!

At this moment, another unfamiliar figure appeared in the Cultural Square.

"What breakfast do I have to come over for?"

Shao Hailong and Yang Zhou were relieved at heart, the third brother had arrived!

Yang Jin was the team's third brother, representing strength. Once during an operation when they were discovered by security, the third brother alone took down five security guards, allowing the team to escape successfully.

Seeing the third brother arrive, the two simultaneously sighed with relief.

With the third brother here, the noodle snatcher wouldn't have a good ending today!

Yang Zhou quickly invited the third brother to the table.

"Third brother, you have no idea how delicious this lamb soup noodle is! I swear it's the best noodle I've ever eaten!"

"Is that so, let me have a bowl too." Yang Jin gestured to order food.

But was stopped by Yang Zhou, "The boss makes other dishes, not noodles anymore. I just ordered you a portion thinking you could eat it when you got here."

"So, where are my noodles?"

Yang Zhou showed an awkward expression and pointed at the Cadillac, vividly recounting what had just happened.

He depicted Dunzi as utterly evil and said that he almost had a fight just to protect that bowl of noodles!

After hearing this, Yang Jin couldn't stand it anymore.

What kind of era is it where someone still snatches food?

I can understand snatching money, or even a phone or wallet, but food?

In all the years we brothers have been at this, we never went to someone's place to steal their food, did we? Is it necessary for this guy?

This, I cannot tolerate!

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