As the saying goes, you can't judge a person by appearance, just like you can't measure the sea's depth with a ladle, and buns with meat aren't always obvious.
Sun Mumu wasn't a surprise, though she's small and adorable, she's a social bandit. He realized this at work yesterday, but didn't expect Lin Miaomiao, who looked quiet, even a bit naturally naive, to also be so inconsistent inside and out.
Can't tell if she's the type to kick a cripple's good leg or slap half of Zhao Si's good mouth...
Anyway, these two WeChat names are not something ordinary people can come up with, especially for a girl who seems so introverted—the contrast is too stark.
Right now, the two young women are being reprimanded by the department manager, looking utterly disenchanted.
"You two, why did you leave work at the exact time yesterday, and run so fast that we couldn't call you back?"
By the water cooler at the back of the office, Cui Bo pointed finger and thumb, gesturing at the two while Sun Lin and the other leaned against the wall, one lowered his head as if deaf to a turtle's sermon, the other craned her neck, determined not to look at a turtle laying eggs.
Both were using their own way to express their current mood.
Upon hearing Cui Bo's questioning, Sun Mumu quickly replied, "Because it was time to leave?"
Cui Bo: "I mean, why didn't you stay for overtime, choosing instead to run off as soon as work ended? Don't you know there are still tasks left?"
At this point, Lin Miaomiao, who was reciting a turtle's sermon in her head, timidly raised her head and weakly replied, "Because... it was time to clock out."
On the side, Su Qing, without any tasks, focused entirely on the scenario, almost bursting into laughter. He expected such a reply from Sun Mumu, given her outgoing nature; being small doesn't mean her personality is gentle. But Lin Miaomiao was too much; Su Qing couldn't even tell whether she was doing it on purpose or was truly dense.
In response, Cui Bo's pointed finger became even more pronounced, and his demeanor was increasingly feminine, clearly agitated, saying:
"Why did other colleagues stay, and only you two ran off?"
Sun Mumu: "Because they wanted to work overtime, right."
Hearing this, Manager Cui Bo was on the verge of laughing angrily, stomping his foot, his voice sharp as he questioned, "I know, but I'm asking why others can work overtime at the company, and you two can't?"
Sun Mumu raised her head again, her tiny hands clutching her shirt hem as she earnestly argued:
"Bec... because when we left, work was already over, so we weren't working overtime."
Cui Bo was shattered by Lin Miaomiao's innocent tone uttering the most infuriating words, his voice instantly rising by eight decibels, sharply shouting, "Of course I know you weren't working overtime; I'm asking why you didn't. Work. Over. Time!!"
The final words were shouted word by word, clearly indicating extreme frustration.
But soon the social bandit answered back, "Because after five counts as overtime, and we left promptly at five~"
At this point, Manager Cui Bo was evidently feeling his blood pressure surge, furiously stomping, making Su Qing on the side almost imagine he was going through a PMS episode.
"Huff~~" Cui Bo took a deep breath, attempting to calm himself, then asked as peacefully as possible, "Fine, tell me directly, can you work overtime in the future?"
"We can." *2
Sun Lin and Lin Miaomiao chimed in unison, affirming they were indeed competent employees.
Hearing this, Cui Bo's expression finally softened considerably, then he smiled saying, "That's more like it; our department recently has a plan causing issues, you two need to stay and work overtime with everyone today."
But the next moment, Lin Miaomiao, seemingly harmless, came forward, looking aggrieved and added, "But yesterday President Shen said in the company group chat that no overtime is needed this period; we should take the plan home and complete it by this weekend. Manager, you haven't checked the group, have you?"
Cui Bo: ...
"Ah~~~ you... you two..."
Witnessing the manager losing his senses due to anger, Su Qing chuckled aloud, suddenly feeling somewhat pity for the manager.
It's said a great dragon always has a worthy phoenix nearby, and this was proven right. Despite being a small department, counting him and a dog, there were only twelve people, yet it simultaneously housed a dragon and phoenix—it's undeniable, pure talent.
"What's so funny, what are you laughing at, did I say something wrong?" Noticing someone laughing, Cui Bo's face flushed red, he turned angrily towards him.
Seeing the anger directed at himself, Su Qing helplessly spread his hands and replied, "I'm new here, haven't been added to the work group yet, so I'm not too sure."
Instantly, Cui Bo seemed to hear a 'thud,' feeling as if his heart was pierced with a blade.
"Manager, Su Qing hasn't joined the group yet, and he's not an employee, it's the dog beside him, if you want, you can add the dog to the group." On the side, Sun Mumu intentionally threw another jab.
Even Su Qing felt it was harsh now, Cui Bo clutched his chest, pointing at them both, unable to speak.
"We could, how about creating a WeChat account for the dog," Lin Miaomiao suggested innocently, it seemed she genuinely believed it should be done, devoid of any sarcastic tone.
"Pfft pfft pfft"
Three consecutive jabs left Cui Bo defeated, holding his chest feeling on the verge of exploding; what was this, a stabbing trio?
"You... you just wait, I'll go find President Shen right away, firing, must be fired!" Driven to desperation, being assaulted by employees in his own department frustrated him beyond means.
"Cui Bro, President Shen isn't here yet, how about waiting?" Qin Shuang kindly reminded.
That moment, everyone in the office couldn't hold back, collectively laughing out loud, as holding laughter seemed impossible amidst such drama.
Originally only Sun Mumu and Lin Miaomiao often angered Cui Bo, one actively, the other innocently oblivious, making everyone hold laughter despite difficulty, managing only slight shoulder jerks and a flushed face.
But now added was Su Qing, who technically wasn't even an employee, doubling the chaos, and everyone couldn't restrain any longer.
Watching the scene of everyone trying hard to suppress laughter but still bursting, Cui Bo was thoroughly defeated, slamming the materials in his hand onto the desk, tears welling up as he dashed out.
"Cui Bro, are you alright?" Qin Shuang, realizing his potential mistake, quickly tried explaining.
"I don't need you to mind, go away!"
Saying so, as Manager Cui slammed the office door shut, everyone inside no longer needed to restrain, bursting into uproarious laughter.
"Mumu, is Manager Cui okay, President Shen really mentioned it in the group yesterday," Lin Miaomiao explained innocently, assuring she wasn't lying, it was President Shen who said it.
Upon hearing this, Sun Mumu indifferently filled a cup of water from the cooler beside him: "Say less, see how you've angered him?"
Lin Miaomiao: ???
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