My Dungeon Daddy System: Raising Monsters and Waifus Underground

Chapter 64 – The Audit Table


The High Roller Suite was an island of velvet-draped silence floating above the chaotic ocean of the Casino Floor.

While the main floor below buzzed with the frantic energy of Grika's "One-Armed Bandits", machines that screamed, flashed, and occasionally dispensed confetti made of magnesium, the VIP area on the Mezzanine was designed for a more... refined form of predation.

The air here was cooler, filtered by Void magic to smell of expensive leather, aged whiskey, and the metallic tang of anxiety. The lighting was low and moody, cast by floating amethyst orbs that drifted lazily near the vaulted obsidian ceiling.

Maira stood behind the central Blackjack table. She was the picture of corporate malice wrapped in a package that made men forget to count their chips.

Her uniform had been "optimized" for the Grand Opening. The standard maid outfit was gone. In its place, she wore a black pencil skirt that hugged her hips with mathematical precision, ending dangerously high up her thigh. Her white blouse was crisp, buttoned just low enough to suggest that while she was in charge, she might be open to... negotiations.

Her glasses caught the low light, turning her amber eyes into blank, reflective discs. Her tail, a spade-tipped whip of black demon skin, twitched behind her with the rhythm of a metronome.

Left. Right. Left. Right.

Every twitch corresponded to a calculation.

[Current Game State: BLACKJACK]

[Hand #14]

[House Win Probability: 54%]

[Current Win Rate: 0%]

[Anomaly Detected.]

Across from her sat Lord Valerius.

The nobleman was draped over his high-backed leather chair like a confident, crimson cat. He was sweating slightly, a mix of the dungeon's ambient heat and the wine he had been inhaling, but his smile was plastered on with gold-plated arrogance.

He had a stack of chips in front of him. A large stack. It had been growing steadily for the last twenty minutes, defying every statistical model Maira had running in her demonic cortex.

"Hit me," Valerius drawled, tapping the felt with a ring-laden finger.

Maira didn't blink. She nodded to the dealer standing beside her.

"Deal."

The dealer was a Bone-Maid, one of the skeleton units Reed had mass-produced. She wore a tight velvet corset that squeezed her nonexistent waist and a jaunty black bowtie around her cervical vertebrae. Her skeletal fingers were a blur of white calcium as she slid a card from the shoe.

Click-swish.

[King of Spades.]

Valerius grinned, his eyes gleaming with the thrill of unearned victory. He flipped his hole cards with a flourish. A Queen and an Ace.

"Blackjack," Valerius announced, sweeping his hand toward the pile of gold chips. "Again. I must say, for a dungeon run by monsters, your luck is delightfully terrible."

He laughed, a rich, bubbling sound that grated on Maira's ears like a math error. Behind him, his two armored bodyguards, men who looked like they were paid by the pound, chuckled dutifully.

Maira felt a spike of heat in her chest. It wasn't anger. Anger was inefficient.

It was the Shadow Rot.

For Maira, the Void corruption didn't manifest as a need for violence (like Seraphine) or explosions (like Grika). It manifested as a need for Order. It was an obsession with the Ledger.

When the numbers didn't balance, it physically hurt her. It felt like an itch under her skin, a jagged shard of chaos digging into her brain. Valerius wasn't just winning; he was disrupting the equation. He was making the world messy.

And Maira hated messes.

"Luck is a variable for the unprepared, My Lord," Maira said smoothly, her voice cool enough to frost the glass of whiskey sitting at his elbow. "We prefer... probability."

"Then your probability is broken," Valerius smirked, raking in another 500 Gold. "You know, I might just buy this place when I'm done. Turn it into a summer home. Keep you on as the cleaning lady. You have the... posture for it."

He reached for his glass. As he did, the heavy gold ring on his pinky finger flashed.

It was faint. To a normal human, it was just a reflection of the mana-lights.

But Maira wasn't human. She activated [Audit Vision].

The world turned into a grid of green lines and red alerts. She zoomed in on the ring.

[ITEM SCANNED]

[Object: Ring of Fickle Fortune]

[Rarity: Rare (Illegal in 4 Kingdoms)]

[Effect: Minor Probability Manipulation. 'Nudges' the card value by +/- 1.]

[Mana Signature: ACTIVE.]

A cheating device. Crude. Disgusting. Inefficient.

The realization hit Maira like a shot of adrenaline. The itch in her brain intensified, turning into a burning need to correct the error.

Her tail lashed out, cracking like a whip against the polished obsidian floor.

SNAP.

The sound was as loud as a gunshot in the quiet suite.

Valerius flinched, spilling a drop of wine on his silk cuff. His bodyguards' hands flew to their sword hilts.

"Is there a problem?" Valerius asked, his smile faltering slightly as he looked up at the Demon Maid.

"There is an error in the accounting," Maira stated.

She didn't call for security via the intercom. She didn't flip the table.

She walked around it.

Her heels clicked on the marble floor with terrifying precision. Click. Click. Click.

She moved with a fluid, predatory grace, her hips swaying just enough to be distracting, her eyes locked on Valerius's throat.

As she approached, the two bodyguards stepped forward to intercept her.

"Back off, doll," the larger guard grunted, putting a hand on his belt. "The Lord is playing."

Maira didn't stop. She didn't even look at them.

"Security," she said softly.

From the shadows behind the velvet drapes, the darkness shifted.

Heavy, thudding footsteps shook the floorboards.

Two Orc Matrons stepped into the light.

They were massive. Seven feet of green muscle, tusks, and bad attitude. They wore the new "Bouncer" uniforms, leather vests that barely contained their abs and tight trousers that emphasized thighs thick enough to crush a watermelon.

One of them, a scarred veteran named Bertha, cracked her knuckles. The sound was like breaking dry wood.

"HELLO, LITTLE MEN," Bertha rumbled, her voice sounding like gravel in a blender. She grinned, showing off her tusks. "YOU WANT TO DANCE? OR DO YOU WANT TO BE FOLDED?"

The bodyguards looked at Maira. They looked at the Orcs, the green muscle mountains.

They did the math.

"We're just... observing," the guard squeaked, taking a large step back against the wall.

"Wise," Maira murmured.

She stopped right beside Valerius's chair. She was close enough that he could smell the lavender and brimstone clinging to her uniform, a sharp, electric scent that made the hair on his arms stand up.

She leaned down, placing one hand on the back of his chair and the other on the table, trapping him.

"You are cheating, Lord Valerius," Maira whispered. It wasn't an accusation. It was a statement of fact, delivered with the intimacy of a lover and the coldness of an executioner.

"How dare you—" Valerius started to bluster, his face flushing red. "I am a Noble! I will have you—"

Maira put a hand on his shoulder.

She didn't push. She simply applied [Pressure].

[SKILL ACTIVE: BUREAUCRATIC WEIGHT]

[Effect: Targets the victim's assets. Physical weight scales with victim's debt.]

Valerius slammed back into his chair with a grunt, the air leaving his lungs. He tried to move, but he felt like he was pinned under a stack of granite ledgers.

"The Ring of Fickle Fortune," Maira continued, her mouth inches from his ear. She reached out and took his left hand. Her fingers were long, cool, and impossibly strong. "A pedestrian enchantment. It shifts the pips. It turns a 2 into a 3. A King into a Queen."

She squeezed his hand. Specifically, she squeezed the pinky finger wearing the ring.

"Ah!" Valerius gasped, sweat popping out on his forehead. "Un-hand me, demon! My guards—"

"Your guards are currently calculating their own odds against Bertha," Maira murmured, not looking away from his eyes. "They have decided that their salary does not cover blunt force trauma."

She leaned closer. The Void Mana in her aura began to bleed out, cold and terrifying. It wrapped around Valerius, making him shiver uncontrollably.

"Here is the audit, My Lord," Maira purred. She tightened her grip. The gold ring began to warp under the pressure of her demon strength. "You have won 1,500 Gold illicitly. The penalty for cheating in a Sanctioned Dungeon is... forfeiture of assets."

"You can't," Valerius squeaked, his arrogance dissolving into panic. "I have immunity!"

"You are in a casino," Maira corrected, her amber eyes glowing with a faint violet light. "The only immunity here is the House Edge."

She let the silence hang for a moment. She let him feel the crushing weight of her authority. She let him feel the cold steel of the trap closing.

And then, she offered him the rope.

"I can snap this finger," Maira promised softly, running her thumb over his knuckle. "I can crush the ring into your bone. It would be... messy. The paperwork would be tedious. And you would never hold a card again."

Valerius whimpered. The pain in his hand was sharp, but the fear was sharper.

"Or," Maira whispered, brushing a stray lock of hair from his sweating forehead. The gesture was patronizing, possessive, and terrifyingly gentle. "We can restructure your debt."

"Restructure?" Valerius breathed.

He looked up at her. He saw the cold calculation in her eyes. He saw the absolute power she held over him.

And confusingly, shamefully... he felt a stir in his groin.

The sheer dominance, the absolute control... it sparked something dark in his rich, bored soul. He was used to people bowing to him. He was used to buying whatever he wanted.

He had never been owned before.

"You will lose the next ten hands," Maira dictated, her voice dropping to a husky command. "Intentionally. You will bet the maximum. You will sign a marker for an additional 2,000 Gold to cover 'Service Fees'."

"And if I refuse?"

Maira smiled. It was a terrifying, sharp-toothed expression that promised ruin.

"Then I will calculate the exact amount of force required to turn your hand into a paperweight. I never make math errors, Valerius. Do you want to test my arithmetic?"

Valerius swallowed hard. He looked at his hand, trapped in hers. He looked at the Orc Matron cracking her neck in the corner. He looked back at Maira.

"Deal," he whispered.

Maira released him instantly. The pressure vanished, leaving him gasping for air.

She patted his cheek. Pat. Pat.

"Good boy," she said.

She turned and walked back to her spot behind the table. Her hips swayed with a victorious rhythm. She adjusted her glasses, the demonic light fading from her eyes as the Shadow Rot settled, satisfied by the restoration of order.

"Bone-Maid," Maira commanded, her voice crisp and professional again. "Deal."

The cards flew.

Valerius bet. Valerius hit on 20. Valerius lost.

He lost 500. He lost 1,000. He lost the 1,500 he had cheated.

And then, sweating and trembling with a mix of fear and strange, masochistic adrenaline, he signed the marker for 2,000 more.

He didn't leave. He couldn't. He sat there, mesmerized, watching Maira rake in his fortune with cold, efficient grace. He was being financially flayed alive, and he was thanking her for it.

The Corridor (Outside the Suite)

Reed stood in the shadows of the hallway, watching the notification pop up in his HUD. He had been on his way to the Arena with Commander Thorne, but the sudden spike in Gold had stopped him in his tracks.

[SYSTEM ALERT]

[Quest Update: THE GRAND OPENING]

[Objective 1: Bankrupt Lord Valerius - COMPLETE.]

[Gold Acquired: 3,500 G.] [Bonus: Calculated Domination.]

[Maira Status: STABILIZED (High Satisfaction).]

"Three thousand five hundred?" Reed muttered under his breath, staring at the number. "Did she mug him?"

He checked the detailed logs.

Method: Financial Domination.

Asset Liquidation: Voluntary.

Customer Status: Terrified but Aroused.

Reed suppressed a laugh. It was diabolical. Maira hadn't just taken his money; she had taken his dignity and sold it back to him at a markup.

"That's my girl," Reed whispered, a mix of horror and pride swelling in his chest.

"Did you say something?" Commander Thorne barked, looking back from the stairwell. The Purist looked impatient, his hand resting on the hilt of his sword.

"Just checking the accounts," Reed said, composing himself and pushing off the wall. "Business is booming, Commander. Shall we see if your skills are as profitable?"

Thorne grunted, pushing open the heavy iron doors to the Arena.

"I don't play for gold, Dungeon Lord. I play for blood."

Reed smiled, though his ribs gave a phantom ache from his earlier "rehearsal" with Seraphine.

"Good," Reed said, his eyes flashing violet in the dark. "Because Seraphine is very thirsty."

[MANA & RESOURCE UPDATE]

Gold: 3,500 (Bridge Repair Fund: 70%).

Blue Mana: 120 (Critical).

Void Mana: 18,350 (Stable).

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