University Doctor and His Fragile Patients

Chapter 88: You Think This Is Hemophobia? No! It's an Infinitely Refreshable Sick Note!


"Dr. Chen, all three of my roommates have gotten on the ambulance."

"The counselor is already on the way to the hospital, can I not follow the ambulance?"

Chen Mu frowned slightly, "You can, but the three drivers don't know your counselor. To make sure your three roommates get to the counselor, it's better if you..."

On the other end of the phone.

He Xingchen's tone sounded a bit troubled.

"But..."

"I still won't go..."

Chen Mu was speechless, "Should I contact your professor to help you get a leave?"

As soon as Chen Mu finished speaking.

A joyful voice from He Xingchen quickly came through from the other end, "Thank you, Dr. Chen. Then I'll go with the campus ambulance to the hospital. I promise to safely deliver my three roommates to the hospital!"

"Wow, He Xingchen flipped faster than flipping a book!"

"I thought she really didn't want to go to the hospital by car, turns out she was just waiting for this!"

"Could it be that as soon as He Xingchen spoke, Dr. Chen guessed what He Xingchen wanted?"

"It's really hard to say, someone like He Xingchen, with Dr. Chen being a school doctor for so long, it's definitely not the first time he's seen it."

"This is too funny! I suddenly remember Driver He's line about Dr. Chen resigning but failing! Hahahaha!!!"

"..."

Chen Mu: "Hmm, I will help you get a leave from the professor."

He Xingchen hung up the phone joyfully.

Behind, Bingbing looked at Chen Mu intently.

"Dr. Chen, how did you guess that He Xingchen was saying she wouldn't go to the hospital because she was afraid of failing the course?"

Chen Mu waved his phone, "He Xingchen is one of the few students at school who have my number because this person gets sick too frequently."

"And the difficult professor she talks about, I've had to approach once to ask for leave for her."

"But later, I noticed a very strange phenomenon. Her nosebleed and fainting spells seemed to follow a pattern."

"Wouldn't you know it, as long as it's that professor's morning class, He Xingchen would faint in some corner of the campus before the class ended."

"And she would be very fortunate to be sent to the school doctor by all sorts of caring seniors and juniors."

"So whenever this happened, I would have to go ask that professor for leave on behalf of He Xingchen."

Thinking of that professor, Chen Mu couldn't help but rub his forehead.

He sighed lightly, "During that period, the leave requests were so frequent that the old professor thought there was something inappropriate between He Xingchen and me..."

"That's hilarious! It's just like that old professor to think that!"

"I can imagine how aggrieved Dr. Chen felt at that time, hahaha!!!"

"Dr. Chen couldn't explain his way out!"

"Honestly, if I were that old professor, I would also suspect, I just wouldn't be so blunt about saying it..."

"Has He Xingchen rarely attended those hardest-to-get-leave classes?"

"..."

Bingbing: "..."

If that's the case.

Dr. Chen was quite wrongly accused.

"The first couple of times, I thought it was a coincidence, but as this guy fainted more often, the overlapping timing coincidences became more apparent, and I gradually noticed something was off."

Recalling past experiences, Chen Mu couldn't help but grit his teeth slightly.

"I'm someone who never believes in excessive coincidences, so I checked the professor's morning class schedule for a week, and hid early near the girls' dorm to stake out."

Bingbing was dumbfounded, "Dr. Chen, you actually did that?"

Chen Mu glanced indifferently at Bingbing, unconcerned, "Others are plotting against me, can't I see what's going on?"

Bingbing was embarrassed, "You can! You absolutely can!"

Receiving Bingbing's affirmative attitude, Chen Mu then showed a satisfied expression and continued, "The class started at eight in the morning, and I was crouching near the girls' dorm until nine before seeing He Xingchen come out leisurely with a bottle of milk and a slice of bread."

"This person took one bite of bread, one sip of milk, stuffing herself full."

"After eating, she threw the garbage into the trash can, stood at the cafeteria entrance, and deftly punched herself in the nose!"

Listening to Chen Mu's description, Bingbing made a sound, "Huh?"

Bingbing felt her mind was almost overloaded, "Hit herself?"

Chen Mu snorted coldly, nodding in displeasure, "Of course! She's so clever!"

"Knowing her nose is fragile, a little extra force would cause bleeding, adding the fainting spell buff."

"She uses this point to ensure she faints randomly at the appropriate time."

"666!!!"

"Be the master of your own body, He Xingchen truly understood this!"

"I also want to experience the nosebleed + fainting spell buff. I have no desire to skip class, I just want to experience it..."

"I'm discussing with my roommate who would accompany me for a bloodletting next time we're late?"

"???"

"Alright, alright, so that's how you play it! I'll go ask my roommate if they have a fainting spell too!"

"..."

He Xingchen's past clever tricks left Bingbing stunned.

She looked at Chen Mu with anticipation, "Dr. Chen, what happened then? How did you handle He Xingchen?"

Chen Mu sneered.

"I went back to the school clinic, got a wheelchair, and wheeled He Xingchen to their classroom, and after class, told the professor exactly what He Xingchen did."

Bingbing gasped, "Did He Xingchen fail that semester?"

Chen Mu regrettably shook his head, "The professor said that although He Xingchen's buffs were quite illogical, they were within the rules, and indeed, she fainted on the way to the classroom, so she wasn't considered to have failed the course or as being absent."

"However..."

"Since that incident, I no longer issue medical leave slips for He Xingchen for that professor's classes."

Bingbing clicked her tongue in wonder, "Hasn't He Xingchen skipped class for a while then?"

Chen Mu: "Well... she's skipping class again..."

"And this time, I practically insisted she skip..."

Bingbing: "..."

As they spoke.

Old He's car had already entered the school.

Chen Mu leaned against the car window of the passenger seat, yawning.

Suddenly.

When Chen Mu's eyes landed in a certain direction, he unconsciously narrowed them.

In the next second.

Chen Mu pointed in that direction, turned to Driver He beside him, and said, "Old He, head that way!"

"Got it!"

Old He cheerfully called out, deftly turning the campus ambulance in that direction.

As the campus ambulance finally approached those students.

Chen Mu finally saw clearly, four boys had made a simple stretcher out of bed sheets.

They were carrying a male student with blood on his head, walking on the school path.

Chen Mu stuck his head out, "Hey! What happened? Why is there blood?"

The boys, seeing Chen Mu, looked as if they saw a savior, "Dr. Chen! Our roommate fell from the top bunk while sleeping!"

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