"Pfft—"
Inside the room.
Not sure who first lost control of their laughter.
The laughter in the room gradually evolved from a few people chuckling with covered mouths to a group of people bursting into laughter.
The boy lying on the hospital bed once again reached for the quilt beside him.
But before he could cover his face with the quilt.
A hand intercepted him halfway.
The boy looked up to see Chen Mu with a smirk he couldn't suppress, "Classmate, you're suffering from heat stroke now, covering your head will worsen your condition."
The boy: "..."
Looking at Chen Mu.
The boy forced a bit of sound from his throat, "Doctor, could you have misdiagnosed me? I really didn't watch any videos last night..."
Without thinking, Chen Mu frowned, "How could I possibly be wrong? I've practiced medicine for many years and have never..."
Before he could finish.
Chen Mu saw the boy looking behind him with a nearly hopeless gaze.
Following the boy's gaze, he turned around.
Chen Mu saw the cameraman with the camera pointed directly at him and the boy on bed number three.
Chen Mu: "..."
Chen Mu awkwardly rubbed his nose, "Yes, yes, yes, I might have misdiagnosed earlier, you definitely didn't watch any videos last night."
Halfway through the sentence.
Chen Mu couldn't control himself and leaned over to whisper in the boy's ear, "Classmate, add me as a friend later and share what you watched, will you?"
"I don't mean anything else, just want to see your taste."
What Chen Mu didn't notice was that he was still wearing a microphone on his collar.
No matter how quiet he thought he was speaking.
Actually...
Every single word he uttered was recorded by the microphone.
—
"Deadly funny! Dr. Chen! If you didn't say the next sentence, I really believed you misdiagnosed!"
"Don't just blame Dr. Chen, I also want to see and appreciate how beautiful a video must be to cause kidney deficiency!"
"Oh! If it weren't for the program group's mic, I never imagined you were like this, Dr. Chen!"
"I, Liu, am irreconcilable with gambling and drugs!"
"Liu doesn't mention anything about pornography!"
"Classmate, can you add me as a friend? I mean no harm, just purely want to appreciate the beauty..."
"This classmate has already appreciated it to the point of kidney deficiency, can he still find a girlfriend in the next four years of college?"
"I think it's difficult!"
"..."
—
"Dr. Chen, I'll send you the link later..."
The boy replied helplessly.
Only then did Chen Mu nod contentedly, turned to face the camera, and confidently assured, "I just misdiagnosed earlier, this classmate's kidney deficiency is definitely not caused by watching videos!"
"It's just purely kidney deficiency!"
Su Bingbing covered her mouth, unable to control her gleeful laughter, "Hahaha!!!"
"Dr. Chen, we all believe this classmate absolutely didn't watch any small videos. Please, stop explaining, the more you explain, the worse it gets..."
Seeing his goddess laughing at him too.
The boy let out a painful cry, this time instead of grabbing the quilt, he used his hand to cover his face.
Just when Chen Mu thought the boy had completely decided to ignore him.
The boy suddenly silently put his hand down, looked at Chen Mu with a face full of resentment, and said in a voice as soft as a mosquito's, "Dr. Chen, I'm still young..."
Chen Mu nodded, "I know!"
"All the students at our school are very young!"
The boy's expression twisted for a moment.
Organized his thoughts, and tried to communicate with Chen Mu again, "Dr. Chen, what I mean is, I'm still young..."
"Is there any chance..."
Looking at the boy's embarrassed expression.
Chen Mu smiled, "You're wondering if your kidney deficiency still has a chance to recover, right?"
Hearing the words 'kidney deficiency', the boy's expression uncontrollably twisted again for a moment.
But shortly...
The boy adjusted his expression.
Nodded somewhat humiliatingly, "Yes..."
Chen Mu pointed to a spot on the hospital bed, "It can be treated, extend your hand, and let me check your pulse again."
The boy extended his hand.
Chen Mu turned to Su Bingbing behind him, "Reporter Su, could you go to the school clinic and get a pen and prescription pad for me?"
Su Bingbing replied with a smile, "Sure, Dr. Chen."
Then quickly ran out of the room.
Seeing this.
The boy was dumbfounded.
Pointing in the direction Su Bingbing left, he said incredulously to Chen Mu, "Dr. Chen, do you know who that person was?"
"That's Su Bingbing, the nation's goddess!"
Chen Mu nodded, "I know, she introduced herself when we first met!"
Seeing Chen Mu's matter-of-fact expression, the boy was somewhat breaking down, "No... Dr. Chen, she's a national goddess, and you let her run errands for you?"
Chen Mu earnestly patted the boy's hand, "Classmate, let me give you a piece of advice: A bootlicker ends up with nothing."
The boy: "???"
Chen Mu, smiling brightly, pulled out his phone from his pocket.
Opened the WeChat page and showed the boy, "You haven't even spoken a word to her yet, right? While I've already added Su Bingbing as a WeChat friend."
As if recalling something delightful.
Chen Mu slightly curved his lips upward, "Oh, by the way, it's Su Bingbing's personal WeChat!"
The boy: "!!!"
—
"Bros, I've realized! To get close to my wife, don't flatter her, let her run errands for me!"
"Who pee yellow? Wake him up with a splash! He can't even see the goddess and still dreams of the goddess running errands for him?"
"I'll do it! Not only do I pee yellow, I also have diabetes!"
"I'm going to die of jealousy, I want my wife's personal WeChat too, why does Chen Mu get to have it?"
"Because he's Hai City University's only school doctor. It's easy to know your wife, why don't you apply to be a school doctor at Hai City University? They're hiring now!"
"Better not, I fear that once I'm hired, it'll be a police car taking me away, those delicate college students, one wrong step and it could become a medical mishap..."
"Scared..."
"..."
—
"What's wrong?"
"Dr. Chen, what did you say to this classmate again?"
When Su Bingbing returned with the paper and pen, she saw Chen Mu beaming.
And the classmate on bed number three with a twisted expression.
The boy gritted his teeth.
But facing his goddess, he still unconsciously showed the signature smile of a bootlicker, "Dr. Chen didn't say anything to me, don't worry, goddess!"
Su Bingbing wanted to say she wasn't worried about him.
But seeing the boy's sparkly eyes, she was reluctant to dampen his spirit, so she perfunctorily nodded, "Glad to hear you're okay..."
Chen Mu: "Extend your hand."
Half a minute later.
Chen Mu withdrew his hand from the boy's wrist and began writing a prescription on paper for the boy.
Just as the prescription reached the second line.
A phone belonging to one of the red armband holders suddenly rang.
The boy answered the phone, a few seconds later, he quickly walked over to Chen Mu, "Dr. Chen, something happened at the military training site, a classmate fainted and coughed up blood!"
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