Chapter 1150: Chapter 1150: Playing Words With A Fat, Bald Bastard
Bai Xifeng took in his bulging, spherical beer belly, his shiny bald head, and the greasy, shameless sneer plastered across his round face. For a moment, she appeared to be seriously inspecting his features to evaluate what kind of creature was standing before her.
Then, without a single shred of filter or hesitation, she blurted out loudly for the whole room to hear:
"Good grief... what a hideously fat, bald bastard!"
Every single person present froze in stunned silence. The entire private wing fell so dead quiet that you could hear a pin drop.
Not a single soul had anticipated those being the very first words to drop out of Bai Xifeng’s mouth after violently kicking down the door! They had all assumed she would immediately bark out a reprimand against his vile threats toward Tian Ning, or perhaps drop her father’s legendary status to give him a stern warning.
Instead, she had simply appraised him like a piece of spoiled meat and hurled a brutal, shameless insult directly at his physical appearance right to his face!
Even Tian Ning, who had been breathing heavily and preparing to fight the man moments earlier, was rendered utterly speechless, her jaw slightly agape.
The man’s sleazy, charming smile instantly crystallised on his greasy face.
He had never in his wild life expected a young, breathtaking beauty to look him up and down and casually call him a fat, bald bastard without the slightest bit of restraint!
And worst of all, she had announced it in a crystal-clear, ringing voice that echoed through the entire teahouse for everyone to hear.
The surrounding onlookers were desperately trying to hold back their laughter. Several staff members even had to clap both hands over their mouths to keep from bursting out loud. They had never in their lives witnessed anyone hurl such a direct, utterly brutal insult at a person’s face, especially toward a man who clearly carried an air of self-importance and influence.
The man, on the other hand, was absolutely, positively furious. A deep, purplish rage flushed across his face as he pointed a trembling finger directly at Bai Xifeng’s nose.
"You... you insolent bitch! How dare you call me that?!" The man roared in pure fury, his heavy voice echoing off the walls of the teahouse. "Do you have any idea who the hell I am?!"
"Oh my god!" Bai Xifeng suddenly shrieked in dramatic horror, gasping as though she had just witnessed a horrific medical emergency. "Someone, please fetch a renowned physician immediately! This poor man has suffered complete memory loss! He does not even know who he is anymore!"
She paused for a brief moment, casually tapping her chin before pointing a thumb at her own chest. "Oh... wait a minute. I am a physician! Well, there is not a chance in hell I am going to waste my time treating a patient like him. I mean, just look at him! A fat, bald eyesore. Even if I could somehow cure his sudden amnesia, I highly doubt there is any medicine in this world that can cure his severe brain damage."
Bai Xifeng mocked the man once again, showing absolutely zero intention of reining in her tongue.
The shoulders of everyone standing behind her shook violently as they struggled to hold in their laughter. A few servants even turned their faces entirely toward the wall, terrified that the enraged noble would catch them cracking up.
"YOU BRAT!!!" The man screamed, completely losing his mind as he lunged forward toward Bai Xifeng like an enraged bull!
He had utterly lost his temper. Never in his entire life had he been subjected to such soul-crushing humiliation by a young woman, and he was hell-bent on breaking her limbs to teach her a lesson she would never forget.
Unfortunately for him, he had chosen the single worst person in the entire kingdom to provoke.
The very millisecond the man breached her personal space, Bai Xifeng casually lifted her leg and delivered a devastating front kick straight into his bloated stomach without the slightest hesitation.
BANG!
The heavy man was launched backwards through the air like a cannonball, blasting across the private room before slamming violently into the far wooden wall! The sheer force of the impact shook the entire second floor, causing dust to rattle down from the ceiling rafters.
Fortunately, the solid structural wall managed to catch his flying body before he crashed into the street.
"Phew... well, thankfully that wall was sturdy enough to stop him." Bai Xifeng let out a long sigh of relief, gently patting her chest as though she had just narrowly avoided a catastrophic disaster. "Otherwise, we would have had to spend good money repairing the outer structural ruins. That would have been such a tragic waste of funds."
Everyone in the room stared at her in utter disbelief.
Was she seriously more stressed about the minor carpentry costs of the teahouse than the fact that she had just kicked a prominent man straight into a wall?!
The man groaned in agonising pain as he curled into a ball on the floor, struggling to draw a single breath. Every bone in his torso felt like it had been shattered, and his mind was reeling in sheer shock over what had just transpired.
This crazy woman...
She had actually dared to lay a hand on him!
"You... you psychotic wench! I will personally summon the Royal Guards to drag you into the imperial dungeons for this!" The man wheezed out furiously. He struggled with all his might to push his aching body upright, before screaming toward the shattered doorway, "Someone! Go fetch the Royal Guards this instant! Bring the entire squad!"
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