Chapter 2434: Chapter 2235: Five Times a Day

"Miss Kong, you’re so smart, surely you wouldn’t do something foolish like Jin Haicheng did. If you really wanted to harm me, you’d definitely have bigger moves; you wouldn’t bother with these petty things." Song Xiaodong replied.

Kong Siman chuckled without saying a word.

"Besides, I don’t have any deep-seated grudge with you, Miss Kong. As you said before, even if I’m not your benefactor, I’ve healed your family’s physician. You may not be grateful to me, but you wouldn’t harm me either!" Song Xiaodong continued.

"I really find it hard to understand how Mr. Song and my family were at odds, even causing an uproar in Beijing, but ended up sitting peacefully together."

"But now I understand."

"Since you understand, drink the medicine." Song Xiaodong said.

"Come on, Dalang."

...

Song Xiaodong called Zhou Yuanzhi.

"Come to the Su Family Courtyard." Song Xiaodong spoke in a tone as if he were commanding a servant.

"Okay, okay, okay."

Zhou Yuanzhi drove over with a bounce in his step, bringing a gift box with him.

"Mr. Song!"

"Mr. Song, here, Da Hong Pao, I went through a lot of trouble to get it!" Zhou Yuanzhi proudly tapped the box he brought.

"Director Zhou, there’s no need to bring anything when you come." Song Xiaodong said courteously to Zhou Yuanzhi.

"Oh~, Mr. Song, if you can cure my little problem, it would be like a new lease on life for me. Forget just bringing gifts, I’d give you my wife!" Zhou Yuanzhi said to Song Xiaodong.

"No, don’t, or my wives will hear and cause a commotion."

"Oh, right, right, can’t let the ladies hear, hahaha."

"Director Zhou, please come inside."

Director Zhou was invited to the first-floor hall by Song Xiaodong; Song Xiaodong’s wives did not come downstairs.

"Director Zhou, come, stretch out your arm, let me check your pulse."

"Okay, okay."

Song Xiaodong took Zhou Yuanzhi’s pulse for a moment, nodded, and said: "Your condition can be treated, but you’ll need a long-term commitment to medication."

"Oh...what about my private life?" Zhou Yuanzhi asked.

"Keep it normal, don’t overdo it, try to maintain regularity." Song Xiaodong advised.

"Like five times a day?" Zhou Yuanzhi joked.

"Hahaha."

"Let me explain about frequency. Generally speaking, the frequency of private life should be the first digit of your age multiplied by 9. For instance, a twenty-year-old’s sexual frequency should be 8 times per 10 days, while a thirty-year-old should be 7 times in 20 days, which is once every 3 days." Song Xiaodong explained to Zhou Yuanzhi.

"So if I’m in my forties, the normal frequency would be 6 times a month, once every 5 days?" Zhou Yuanzhi asked.

"Yes." Song Xiaodong nodded.

"Ah, no wonder I have issues now... back when everything was normal, my private life frequency was higher than eating meals..." Zhou Yuanzhi mentioned.

"Director Zhou, you’ve been sacrificing for art by seeking out outstanding actresses, and this spirit is really commendable, worth learning from." Song Xiaodong joked.

"Then Mr. Song, what should I do about it?" Zhou Yuanzhi asked Song Xiaodong.

"Take the medication, consistently. Control the frequency based on your performance each time. If you feel it’s not working, take a break. Don’t take too much medication, don’t overdose. Follow the dosage I gave you and don’t adjust or self-prescribe after finishing, otherwise you’ll develop a dependency like before when you took Big Brother Wei." Song Xiaodong advised.

"Oh... how long will it take to see results?" Zhou Yuanzhi asked.

"That depends on how severe your condition is. If there’s no reaction at all, then the time might be longer, possibly half a month to see effects. If it’s just mild weakness, one set of medication will suffice." Song Xiaodong answered.

"Is there a faster method?" Zhou Yuanzhi felt half a month was too long. Ambitious actresses linger around him daily, making him restless internally—having food at hand yet unable to eat it was a suffering Zhou Yuanzhi didn’t want to endure for even one more second.

"There is, but what will you offer me in return?" Song Xiaodong tilted his head and narrowed his eyes at Zhou Yuanzhi.

Zhou Yuanzhi tilted his head in thought and said to Song Xiaodong: "Mr. Song, you have wealth, people, status, skills; ordinary things surely won’t catch your eye, so how about I give you a wealth opportunity?"

Song Xiaodong’s eyes lit up at the sound of money: "Oh?"

"In Minghe, there’s a place called Yunzhong Temple; I wonder if Mr. Song knows about it?" Zhou Yuanzhi asked Song Xiaodong.

Song Xiaodong shook his head.

"At Yunzhong Temple, there’s Elder Monk Futian, respected and highly skilled, visited by many wealthy and powerful people. Mr. Song, you didn’t know that, right?" Zhou Yuanzhi asked Song Xiaodong.

"But now you know." Zhou Yuanzhi said mysteriously to Song Xiaodong.

"Hmm..." Song Xiaodong nodded.

"I heard next week, Yunzhong Temple will have a prayer meeting with many notable figures attending. I can introduce you and take Mr. Song there." Zhou Yuanzhi grinned slyly.

"Alright." Song Xiaodong agreed readily.

"So can Mr. Song tell me about this faster treatment method now?" Zhou Yuanzhi asked Song Xiaodong.

"The faster method, or instant effect method, is acupuncture." Song Xiaodong answered.

"Oh... please have Mr. Song perform acupuncture on me. I want to be a man, I want to **!" Zhou Yuanzhi was about to kneel.

Song Xiaodong couldn’t help but laugh, feeling a tinge of disgust at Zhou Yuanzhi’s large belly, and said to him: "Acupuncture doesn’t require me to personally do it; you can see my student."

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