Chapter 870: Chapter 870: Adorable Little Panda
Just as Liu Jing was inwardly criticizing the Mutated Panda for being fat, the Mutated Panda suddenly glanced at Liu Jing.
The huge body silently shrank a bit, barely appearing slightly slimmer.
Liu Jing: ???
This fatty, can he understand what she’s complaining about?
"I, I don’t mind you being fat."
Liu Jing explained, trying to cover up her true feelings.
Upon hearing Liu Jing’s words, the Mutated Panda blinked dumbly, silently contracting his muscles once more.
Actually, he’s not fat, it’s just that his fur is too thick.
Who has ever heard of a fatty who works like a horse for a fool every day, yet still manages to eat himself fat?
"Ahem, mom, even if he is fat, you can’t say it out loud; he might understand."
Bai Anhai curled up on the sofa, seemingly speaking to the Mutated Panda but actually implying the panda is fat.
Whew whew —
The Mutated Panda breathed heavily through its nostrils, chest heaving.
Seems he’s a bit upset now.
Suddenly, a slender finger gently tapped on his chubby body.
The irritable Mutated Panda instantly calmed down, dazedly staring straight at Bai Xiqin.
Its young heart was greatly wounded.
Clearly, he’s not fat, yet still being called fat, how can he lead those fools to the pinnacle of panda life?
Displeased, unhappy, wanting to smack someone.
"How about having a bamboo shoot to calm down first?"
A tender, juicy bamboo shoot suddenly appeared in Bai Xiqin’s slender hand, the fresh scent immediately entering the Mutated Panda’s nostrils.
The Mutated Panda took a fierce breath.
Yes, this is the scent!
With great ceremony, the chubby paw received the bamboo shoot from Bai Xiqin’s hand, then the crunching sound echoed through the bus.
Along with the aroma of the bamboo shoot.
The heavy breathing could no longer be heard, replaced by the joyous munching of the happy Iron-eating Beast.
Bai Anhai glanced at the fleshy meat on the Mutated Panda, then looked down at his own belly.
Suddenly realized why his figure still hadn’t reached perfection.
He likes eating bamboo shoots, the panda likes them too.
Eating vegetarian doesn’t necessarily make one thin; can even make one fatter.
Bai Anhai quietly nodded; it’s not his problem, it’s the bamboo shoot’s problem!
"Wow—"
As soon as Fan Tangtang got on the bus, he exclaimed in surprise.
Immediately ran over to the Mutated Panda, reaching out his little hands wanting to touch the panda.
Children have no resistance to chubby, furry things.
But Fan Tangtang forgot his status.
He’s a Zombie King, powerful; even though naive, the faint aura he exudes is full of hostility.
The Bai Family knows Fan Tangtang is their own zombie, but the Mutated Panda was recently chased and harassed by zombies.
This aura was all too familiar to him, it’s from enemies wanting to capture him.
In the instant Fan Tangtang lunged at him, the Mutated Panda, holding a bamboo shoot in one paw, without hesitation smacked Fan Tangtang with the other paw.
"Stop!"
"Tangtang, dodge!"
Bam!
Poof—
Obviously, it was too late.
The heavy paw had powerful explosiveness, even though Bai Xiqin reduced some force with her control, the Mutated Panda’s paw still landed solidly on Fan Tangtang’s body.
With one slap punched a hole in Fan Tangtang’s belly.
Black blood splattered everywhere.
Faintly visible were his internal organs.
At the same time, the soft white hand was placed on the Mutated Panda’s fur.
"Such a good panda!"
Fan Tangtang’s face still stained with his own squirting black blood, smiling cheerfully, really thinking the Mutated Panda was well-behaved.
"Tangtang, your belly..."
Bai Yifan kindly reminded.
Fan Tangtang blinked, glanced at his belly, and affectionately continued petting the Mutated Panda.
"Ah, it’s okay, absorbing a crystal core can make it grow back, Brother Xiao Fan, come pet the panda, the panda is really good!"
Fan Tangtang didn’t care about his own injuries.
He couldn’t feel pain, and a wound like this wasn’t much to him.
"You call that well-behaved?"
Bai Yifan looked at Fan Tangtang’s belly with a weird expression, couldn’t help but touch his belly.
Hmm... he thought he better not try touching it.
He didn’t possess Fan Tangtang’s strong resilience!
The Mutated Panda saw Fan Tangtang still fondling him, and the aura made him a bit disgusted, so he bared his teeth at Fan Tangtang.
If Bai Xiqin hadn’t asked him to stop, adhering to the principle of not offending big households, he would definitely smack him again.
"Hee hee, hello! I’m Fan Tangtang!"
Fan Tangtang saw the Mutated Panda baring his teeth, mistaking it for a smile towards him, also responded with a smile.
Could not resist, petting forcefully.
The Mutated Panda: ...
Turns out he’s a little fool.
Endured it.
"Xiao Niu, is this also your friend?"
Xiao Lan Zombie following behind Fan Tangtang did not jump over to touch the Mutated Panda like Fan Tangtang.
As the future Zombie Queen combing beauty and strength, she still cared about her image.
If the Mutated Panda slapped her guts out, she would be embarrassed to stuff them back in front of the Bai Family.
Quite awkward.
If not for the Bai Family watching, she might consider trying.
"Um, debt collector."
Bai Xiqin’s three words hit the spot, instantly lighting up the Mutated Panda’s eyes.
Big households truly have conscience.
At least knowing what she’s supposed to do now!
The heavy paw extended in front of Bai Xiqin again, demanding repayment.
Bai Xiqin: "...there’s none now; wait for a few days, when the bamboo shoots ripen, I’ll give you some; you can stay here for now."
Couldn’t let the Mutated Panda go back.
Wang Ge definitely wouldn’t leave it be.
Sending him back abruptly could lead to being surrounded by zombies.
Keeping the Mutated Panda here was an asset in battle; if confronting Wang Ge, he could contribute a lot.
The Mutated Panda didn’t know Bai Xiqin’s plan, only knew big households seemed trying to renege on debt.
First said would give upon returning to the bus, now claims the bamboo shoots haven’t ripened yet...
Is he being fooled like those fools?
For a moment, the Mutated Panda found the bamboo shoot in his mouth not tasty anymore, even his paw itching.
Wanting to slap the big household on the head.
Yet worried after big household falls, won’t be able to eat bamboo shoots again.
The Mutated Panda clenched his fist angrily, and slapped the closest, aura-exuding Fan Tangtang again.
Geez, slapped the black heart out.
"Hehe..."
Fan Tangtang grinned toothily, shoved his black heart back.
Chuckled.
The little panda was playing games with him!
So cute!
Bai Family: ...
"These days you can eat mine, drink mine; promise you’ll have big bamboo shoots every meal, and when you leave, I’ll send you off with hundreds of bamboo shoots."
Bai Xiqin rubbed her nose, avoiding observing Fan Tangtang’s black heart, quickly promised the Mutated Panda.
The Mutated Panda paused, cutely shook off the paws stained with black blood, continued to crunch the bamboo shoot.
Fine.
Then he must eat enough to cover the cost.
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