Chapter 326: Chapter 326: Eating Shit

At the entrance to the wedding banquet.

Zeng Haiyan, all smiles, pulled Jiang Moli and Lu Tingting over to talk. "We have so many guests today, so please forgive me if the hospitality is lacking. Moli, it’s been so long! All our old classmates are here today. Don’t be in a rush to leave after the meal. We can have some tea and catch up."

Jiang Moli grinned. "As long as you’re not afraid of me ripping that flower out of your hair."

Zeng Haiyan gave an awkward laugh. "Oh, come on. That’s all ancient history. You’re still holding onto that?"

"You’re right. The past is the past, and now is now. Anyway, you go on and tend to your guests. We’ll find our own seats."

With that, Jiang Moli started to enter the banquet hall.

Zeng Haiyan quickly reminded her, "Um, the gift money registration table is over here."

Jiang Moli turned back with a smile. "Oh, that’s right! I almost forgot to give our gift."

She then gestured for Lu Tingting to take out the money.

Lu Tingting shot her a glare before walking to the registration table and giving two yuan.

"Lu Tingting, high school classmate of the bride."

"And me, Jiang Moli. Jiang as in ’rivers and mountains,’ Moli as in ’jasmine flower.’ We’re together, so one gift is enough for the both of us."

The person managing the gifts glanced at the two of them but didn’t say anything.

After the two went inside, Zeng Haiyan’s smile vanished. She turned to the bridesmaid and groom to complain about how cheap Jiang Moli was.

"The wife of a whole Regimental Commander, and she can’t even bear to part with a proper gift. The nerve!"

『Disgust Value +6. 60,000 Yuan credited.』

...

The wedding banquet was quite large, with over twenty tables set up.

There was still half an hour until the banquet started, and the hall was already about half full. Guests were drinking tea, playing cards, and chatting idly, creating a lively atmosphere.

Jiang Moli and Lu Tingting weaved through the tables, looking for Wu Meixia and Song Ke.

Jiang Moli had made a special effort to dress up today. She wore a cream-colored turtleneck sweater paired with a short, khaki-colored wool coat. Her palm-sized face was fair and radiant, and pearl earrings the size of her fingertips dangled from her earlobes. One look was all it took to see she was well-cared for.

All the female classmates were filled with envy, jealousy, and hate.

"Look, isn’t that Jiang Moli?"

"What’s she doing here? I thought she and Haiyan weren’t on speaking terms."

"Times have changed. She’s a phoenix who has flown up to perch on a high branch now. Not only did she marry well, but she also got into the Song and Dance Troupe. Who wouldn’t want to cozy up to her?"

"It’s more than that! Her husband just got promoted to Regimental Commander. She’s now the bona fide wife of a commander!"

"For real? Her husband is that capable? I have no idea what he sees in her!"

More than envy or jealousy, most of them simply couldn’t understand it.

A woman like Jiang Moli—uneducated, unaccomplished, and vain—had actually married better than all of them!

On what grounds!

What were they lacking?

『Disgust Value +8. 80,000 Yuan credited.』

Hearing the disgust value being credited, Jiang Moli chuckled to herself.

’I didn’t even do anything. I just dressed a little flamboyantly and attracted this much malice.’

’Human nature is just like that: they hate you for what you have, laugh at you for what you don’t, despise you for being poor, and fear you for being rich.’

She soon found the table where Wu Meixia and Song Ke were sitting. Chen Zhiyuan was there too.

"Yo, Sister Li is here! Have a seat!"

Watching Chen Zhiyuan obsequiously give up his seat for Jiang Moli, the old classmates at the table were filled with contempt.

But on second thought, considering Jiang Moli’s current status, they all found it understandable.

Not long after she sat down, a male classmate from the next table came over to get friendly. "Jiang Moli, I heard your husband became a Regimental Commander. That’s amazing."

Jiang Moli beamed. "So now you understand why I rejected you back then, don’t you? I don’t like men who aren’t capable."

『Disgust Value +1. 10,000 Yuan credited.』

Unlike the male classmate, who looked like he’d just eaten shit, Lu Tingting, Wu Meixia, Song Ke, and Chen Zhiyuan all felt a strange sense of equilibrium.

After all, they had all experienced Jiang Moli’s venomous tongue firsthand.

Seeing that Jiang Moli was just as arrogant and domineering as she was in school, no one else tried to get chummy with her.

Young people have their pride; no one wants to offer a warm face only to be met with a cold backside.

Jiang Moli was happy for the peace and quiet. She cracked melon seeds while listening to Chen Zhiyuan spill gossip about Zeng Haiyan and the groom.

After sitting for a while, Jiang Moli said to Lu Tingting, "Come with me to the restroom."

"Can’t you go by yourself? You even need someone to go with you to the restroom. You really think you’re a princess, don’t you?"

Lu Tingting grumbled, but her body was honest, and she followed Jiang Moli toward the restroom.

By the time they came out of the restroom, the banquet was about to begin, and nearly every table was full of guests.

Lu Tingting subconsciously quickened her pace, wanting to get back to her seat for the meal to start. She had, after all, paid a solid two yuan for this.

As she was walking, she suddenly felt a slap on her butt.

She whirled around and glared at Jiang Moli. "What are you doing?"

"Look, you’ve got a huge glob of shit on your butt."

Seeing the suspicious, shit-like substance in Jiang Moli’s hand, Lu Tingting’s eyes widened in shock. She looked down at her own backside and, sure enough, a large clump of shit was smeared there.

"Oh my god, did she shit her pants?"

"Ew, she’s a grown woman. Can’t she even control her bowels?"

The surrounding guests recoiled, covering their noses in disgust and giving the two a wide berth, terrified of being tainted by the filth.

Lu Tingting’s face flushed red, then went dark with fury and humiliation.

In her entire life, she had never been so humiliated.

"That’s not mine! I didn’t shit myself!"

"Let me have a taste and see."

Jiang Moli’s action left all the surrounding guests completely stunned.

Lu Tingting was dumbstruck. "Jiang Moli, are you insane!?"

『Disgust Value +1+2+3+4...』

...

On the way back.

Jiang Moli walked ahead alone, looking to be in a very good mood.

Lu Tingting, Wu Meixia, and Song Ke walked behind her, whispering among themselves.

Wu Meixia: "Has Jiang Moli lost her mind? She looked happier eating shit than eating meat."

Song Ke: "Do you guys think her mouth tastes like shit?"

Lu Tingting couldn’t help but gag. "Stop talking! That’s disgusting!!"

Jiang Moli turned and grinned at the three of them. "Talking about me? Speak up, I want to hear it too."

Lu Tingting furiously scolded her, "Are you stupid? Even if you wanted to gross out Zeng Haiyan, you didn’t have to actually eat shit!"

She had long guessed that Jiang Moli wasn’t attending the wedding banquet with good intentions, but she never would have dreamed that Jiang Moli would actually eat shit in public.

Although she had successfully grossed out Zeng Haiyan, she had also been thoroughly grossed out herself.

Now, whenever she saw Jiang Moli, the image of her licking shit would flash in her mind.

BLECH~

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