Idiot’s Paradox: A LitRPG Apocalyptic Adventure [Book 1 Complete]
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Idiot’s Paradox: A LitRPG Apocalyptic Adventure [Book 1 Complete]
SUMMARY
In 365 days only the top-rated 1% will survive.
Logan was trying to kick back with a couple of beers on his dock when the System Integration transformed his world. The planet may as well have turned into a sci-fi movie, giving him powers, levels, and impossible messages. To top it off, the entity known as ‘the System’ has deemed humanity a plague and a threat to the rest of the species on Earth.
On the first day, the entity blows up all the gas-powered cars. On the second day, it vaporizes the planes. Each day, the dissolution of society gets worse, not to mention the mutated monsters intent on killing everything in their path. The System wants Logan to advance and grow, and in 365 days only the top-rated 1% will survive.
Logan could accept what he’s being told at face value and go along with the flow, but he wants to be something else. Despite the System testing him by labelling him an idiot, he’s worked out how to manipulate his new world. He’ll use everything at his disposal: baseball bats with nails, cleavers—even a weed wacker. For Logan is good at killing the hell out of shit, and when the System threatens his sister and her kids, he’ll show it what an idiot can really do.
Follow Logan on his quest for power, not for power itself, but to grow strong enough to manipulate a System that’s gotten way too good at manipulating the little guy. Balancing humor with the gruesome reality of his situation, Logan will encounter monsters, undead gestating minions, and a precocious octopus who loves kitten-printed swim trunks way too much. You can also read this novel here: Read free novels online
Chapter list
- Chapter One: The Snake
- Chapter Two: The Cabin
- Chapter Three: Hidden Name: Idiot
- Chapter Four: Eager Beaver
- Chapter Five: The Weed Wacker
- Chapter Six: The Neighbors
- Chapter Seven: Cheat Exercises
- Chapter Eight: A Weapon
- Chapter Nine: Rabid Squirrel
- Chapter Ten: The Willow Tree
- Chapter 11: Goodbye Planes
- Chapter 12: The Resort
- Chapter 13: Mushrooms
- Chapter 14: Oozing Fungus Cesspool
- Chapter 15: Mirepoix
- Chapter 16: Life Cycle
- Chapter 17: The Quest
- Chapter 18: The Spider Rat
- Chapter 19: The Gestating Undead Minion
- Chapter 20: A Tunnel Out
- Chapter 21: Get Ready
- Chapter 22: Undead Minion Swarm
- Chapter 23: A Wriggling Flower Tentacle Tongue
- Chapter 24: Kitten-Patterned Swim Trunks
- Chapter 25: New York Rats
- Chapter 26: The Tree Fridge
- Chapter 27: Spatial Storage Cat Collar
- Chapter 28: The Greenhouse
- Chapter 29: Magic Beans
- Chapter 30: Please Stand By
- Chapter 31: Bark Ant Monsters
- Chapter 32: The Bark Ant Barbeque
- Chapter 33: Cursed Length of Rope
- Chapter 34: Haul Ass
- Chapter 35: Killers
- Interlude: The Murderous Octopus
- Chapter 36: Sociopathic Rope
- Chapter 37: Deepwater Idiot
- Chapter 38: Fishing Quest
- Chapter 39: Undead Sturgeon
- Chapter 40: The Murderous Octopus
- Chapter 41: Kick Ass Skills
- Chapter 42: Superhero
- Chapter 43: Commence the Slaughter
- Chapter 44: A Writhing Snake Swarm
- Chapter 45: A Siege of Monsters
- Chapter 46: Bowling Balls
- Chapter 47: Slingshot Tactics
- Chapter 48: Gains
- Chapter 49: A Murderous Adventure