Idiot’s Paradox: A LitRPG Apocalyptic Adventure [Book 1 Complete]
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Idiot’s Paradox: A LitRPG Apocalyptic Adventure [Book 1 Complete]
SUMMARY
In 365 days only the top-rated 1% will survive.
Logan was trying to kick back with a couple of beers on his dock when the System Integration transformed his world. The planet may as well have turned into a sci-fi movie, giving him powers, levels, and impossible messages. To top it off, the entity known as ‘the System’ has deemed humanity a plague and a threat to the rest of the species on Earth.
On the first day, the entity blows up all the gas-powered cars. On the second day, it vaporizes the planes. Each day, the dissolution of society gets worse, not to mention the mutated monsters intent on killing everything in their path. The System wants Logan to advance and grow, and in 365 days only the top-rated 1% will survive.
Logan could accept what he’s being told at face value and go along with the flow, but he wants to be something else. Despite the System testing him by labelling him an idiot, he’s worked out how to manipulate his new world. He’ll use everything at his disposal: baseball bats with nails, cleavers—even a weed wacker. For Logan is good at killing the hell out of shit, and when the System threatens his sister and her kids, he’ll show it what an idiot can really do.
Follow Logan on his quest for power, not for power itself, but to grow strong enough to manipulate a System that’s gotten way too good at manipulating the little guy. Balancing humor with the gruesome reality of his situation, Logan will encounter monsters, undead gestating minions, and a precocious octopus who loves kitten-printed swim trunks way too much. You can also read this novel here: Read free novels online
Chapter list
- B2 - Chapter 48: A Hell of a Ride Part 2 of 2
- B2 - Chapter 49: Here's a Green Bean There's a Green Bean
- B2 - Chapter 50: The Axe Trap
- B2 - Chapter 51: You Need Both Socks to Make a Pair
- B2 - Chapter 52: Crawling from the Depths
- B2 - Chapter: 53: Zombies Made Up of Black Sludge
- B2 - Chapter 54: A Green Bean Firestorm
- B2 - Chapter 55: Showing Off
- B2 - Chapter 56: Plastic Oozing Slime Monster
- Status Update
- Interlude: Ernie: An Army Like No Other
- B2 - Chapter 57: The Mercenary Group
- B2 - Chapter 58: A Cast Iron Skillet and a Meat Tenderizer
- B2 - Chapter 59: A Little Bit of Rebellion
- B2 - Chapter 60: A Dung Beetle Rolling Down a Mountain
- B2 - Chapter 61: Swallowed by a Blob
- B2 - Chapter 62: The Bells of an Angel
- B2 - Chapter 63: Damsel
- B2 - Chapter 64: A Mousehole
- B2 - Chapter 65: A Logan Smackdown
- Chapter 66: A Killing Intent Part 1 of 2
- Chapter 66: A Killing Intent Part 2 of 2
- Chapter 67: Corpse Merchandise
- B2 - Chapter 68: Rich Rich Rich Logan
- B2 - Chapter 69: A Trial and a Lord
- B2: Chapter 70: A Quest Madman
- B2 - Chapter 71: The Army Escort
- B2 - Chapter 72: The Clunker
- B2 - Chapter 73: The General
- B2 - Chapter 74: Crushing Your Hand in a Meat Grinder
- B2 - Chapter 74: Wouldn't Want to Scare the Locals
- B2 - Chapter 76: The Park
- B2 - Chapter 77: Rats Rats Nothing but Rats
- B2 - Chapter 78: What Happened to my Customer Base?
- B2 - Chapter 79: Body Parts and Worms
- B2 - Chapter 80: Slaughter Town
- B2 - Chapter 81: Feeding the Black Hole
- B2 - Chapter 82: The Boss Monster
- B2 - Chapter 83: Aww Hell
- B2 - Chapter 84: A Logan Barbeque Marinade
- B2 - Chapter 85: Rattuspede Armour
- B2 - Chapter 86: A Rat Barbeque
- B2 - Chapter 87: Building an Empire (End of Book Two)
- B3 - Chapter One: Tiger Guard Dog